Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

Late 20s former attorney who escaped the hell of private practice to public service. It’s much better here.

[wigglemore-deactivated20150217]

People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”

- Rue McClanahan

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[demonprincex]

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

[freddieandersen]

in the words of my sister: they don’t tell you that when you buy a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx in middle school that you will wear them until you are thirty

[capacity]

I really wish I could hear what goes on in the mind of a straight man with a fat ass standing in the mirror bc I’m sure they’ve noticed right... so like do they just move on? I wouldn’t know what to do with myself

[capacity]

This is litrily the saddest thing I’ve ever read

[whatsahufflepuff]

@mschnoes34 care to tell since you have an ass that won’t quit?

[dothepropaganda]

vladimir putin has a lot of nerve for someone who looks like max the rabbit from max and ruby

[satyriconmp3]

sounds like a derry girls episode

[mafaldinablabla]

Very christian grandma: "What you got there?"

Granddaughter holding her gf hand: "a protestant"

[bumblebear30]

Absolutely cackling

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[stinkylittlegnome]

[dangerously-human]

I assumed this was going to go in the direction of a serious diatribe on abuse, so the reaction image took me OUT

[theocseason4]

You were alive in 2006? How old are you??

If you were born post 2006 you shouldn’t be following me I’m dead serious

[plumslices]

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

[chancemedley116]

On my way to buy groceries

[hydro-homies]

You go Mandy

[collapsedsquid]

[thesquidgame]

[collapsedsquid]

[thesquidgame]

[honey-deerling-deactivated20250]

rest in peace, Betty White. you were a national treasure and the world would never have been the same without you.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dragon-familiar]

Doc Ock when he saw Tom Holland’s Spider-Man instead of Tobey

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.