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On a scale of 1 to Oliver Wood how much do you like quidditch

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Headcanon: Professor McGonagall has a muggle wife she never mentions to the students, because they never ask.

Four years after Harry’s left Hogwarts he visits McGonagall’s home to talk her out of retirement, and the door is opened by a woman he doesn’t recognise. Confused, he introduces himself and asks to see McGonagall. The woman recognises the name and invites him in, saying Minerva will be home soon. She then talks a mile a minute, but not about the war - about the stories she’s heard about the golden trio from their head of house. About how Harry stood up to Umbridge, and how clever Hermione was, and how Ron had been able to beat her chess game, and how PROUD Minerva was of them all.

By the time McGonagall does arrive, Harry and her wife are chatting like old friends. Minvera’s wife calls her things like “Darling” and “Pumpkin.” Harry cannot believe his ears.

Harry is invited to tea every Wednesday from then on. He always looks forward to it.

amortentsia

@anankinskywalker @lenvluthor @lvkes

firewhisky

SPH has reached its final chapter.

After four long years, I’ve decided to close up shop here. I’ve battled back and forth with this decision for an incredibly long time and have finally rested on it’s what’s best going forward. I have loved running this blog and sharing Harry Potter with all of you, but the energy to keep it up is no longer there; I wish things were different.

To every member of SimplyPotterheads, past and present, you have been a dream to work with-knowledgeable, caring, talented, and just plain warm, and I wish you guys all the best in the future. Always.

To our followers, I love you guys. I really do. I don’t know all 85,000 of you personally, but that’s okay! I know for a fact we have some common ground and that’s all I need to know that if I ever met any of you, you’d be special to me.

I’ll keep the blog up as an archive and please feel free to come visit our old posts at your lesiure. Also: whatever your reasons for loving Harry are, please hold onto them, and never let yourself forget how you felt the first time you read a Harry Potter book or watched a Harry Potter film, because I promise that feeling can never be replicated.

I will miss you guys immensely.

Humbly yours,

Ashley

wheelchair-warrior

i am the most obnoxious person i know

heychessikuh

no you are a saint for making this thank you

quibblerlovegood

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Furthermore, any person found to have knowledge of these events, who fails to come forward, will be treated as eq . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ually guilty.

mamalazzer

Before Harry Potter AU

In which Remus, after losing his friends, goes to sleep every night staring at their picture.

emmis-art-journey

I imagine this happened frequently

scaredpotter

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

tacticalmoonbeam

Never not reblog

magalud

If they ever remake Harry Potter and recast Severus Snape

kyrstin

Ron always just fucking knows

ennead13x

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

conesoldstobers

#AU where Ron is actually a great prophet but no one fucking knows it#and when they find out#Ron is torn between being pissed as hell and thinking it’s hilarious

snailsinthesails

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

magalud

And each and everyone of Trelawney’s predictions come to life

liberty-flight

I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-

“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.”

Really, Ravenclaw? Really?

“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”

“Rowena, I don’t think-”

“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”

“But how will the students get to class?”

“They’ll have to figure it out.”

“…”

“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”

“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”

“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”

“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”

into-the-weeds

#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)

eugeniedanglars

#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)

i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened

(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)

whoopsrobots

No but that’s actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I can’t even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now I’m on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but I’m here and it’s just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because it’snot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anything “here is: the nearest painting” like fuck you siri

roachpatrol

actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90′s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parents’s ages, and hadn’t been back to hogwarts in several decades, if they’d even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids.

rowena knew what the fuck she was doing.

notspecialjustcrazy

fuckyeahprettybooks

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

skygenders

Shipping and Tumblr

stallisxn-deactivated20230403

the sun and moon poem gave me chills

klarolicityswan

this is probably the best post in this goddamn website.

knowthatiloveyou

@thequietculchie

wifeschooldrop0ut

This is what I do on snapchat :(

bee-sprout

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

blackguysloveblackgirls

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART