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One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Color Me Curious
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@harrypotterisherenow
Imagine if you could like freeze time whenever you were doing something fun but productive, like reading? Not the academic books, just normal novels. But like, you didn't have that one important task to do before. Or that email you had to send. This was your time and there's was no rush.
"But then how will time ever move?" you ask?
I just met this friend at 2 years who loves to read as much I do and it was wonderful. Discussing about how we read, reader's dilemmas, wonderful tumblr posts is the best thing ever. And she just told me how she got the best books from her friends on her birthday and can I just say how lovely that is to hear
So my code is taking forever to run and I have nothing to do at work. The funny thing is, I was waiting for a day I would work with something that takes this long but now that it's here, idk how to feel.
Go team!
Mr. Whiskers 😂
You are the biggest paradox I’ve ever known. You’re insecure in everything you do, yet you love yourself to a point of total narcissism. You’re warm and endearing one second but indifferent and aloof the next. Some days we could talk about the universe until sunrise and others a simple smile in my direction is too much to expect of you.” "You confuse me in every fucking way possible, but one thing is clear to me: despite the absolute train wreck that you are, I am irrevocably and totally in love with you, and I don’t know what the hell to do about it.
excerpt from a book i’ll never write #51 (via a-laa-mode)
Ugh, all bills
wait for it
why are people even questioning obesity in america
i’m game
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
LMAO. XD
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students.
Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst
Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.
i can’t believe those weren’t puns
Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.
Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying
PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME
BEST POST ON TUMBLR.
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time? Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.
So true! Finally someone who put it in words!
Dash, Violet, and Jack- Jack from The Incredibles! All grown up :3
I’m reblogging this again because god damnit I’m getting headcannons. How awesome would it be if like, 10 or 15 years after Incredible’s, these three become like the ultimate crime fighting team. Violet would be the leader, with the brains and many of the black widow style skills her mother passed down to her.Dash would be like the action man with his insane reflexes and he would totally learn to fly a jet from his mom. And then Jack-Jack is the passive quiet one but he’s seriously the most powerful in the group, but he’s happy just to follow and is super modest about being one of the most hyperpowered superhero’s ever. And Helen and Bob are there too, being as awesome as they always were. They do less field work now, getting ready to actually retire. But they’re always there to lend their kids a helping hand when they need it. I legit want a sequel with these three as the protagonists? Mixing the ordinary of young adult life with the fantastic of super heroism? Violet is going steady with that one guy from the end of the movie, Dash is totally revolving his life around superheroism and has a hard time keeping his identity secret, and Jack-Jack is dealing with being rejected in highschool for being a wimp or something and is suffering whiplash from his polar opposite double lives.
PIXAR MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE
NO BUT I’VE LITERALLY HAD THAT IN MY HEAD FOR YEARS AND ERE ITS VOICED THANK YOU OMFG
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
This.
Iceland
where’s the fuckin ice
in Greenland
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with "You know what’ll piss people off"
Actually, it was the Vikings. They discovered both Iceland and Greenland, and when they realized the weather, named them opposites to confuse their enemies. So the enemies would go to Greenland, expecting it to be all pretty and green and good for farming, but it was all ice. Vice versa for Iceland.
Fucking geniuses
Looks like Teletubbies' vacation house xD
So true!
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light"
Albus Dumbledore
