heâs not even hungry, but he didnât know where else they were allowed to hang out, to be obviously platonic. itâs stupid, she is his girlfriend, he never ever said otherwise and he doesnât believe it, either. and arenât soulmates supposed to have some kind ofâŠcosmic pull, undeniable? the only person he feels that way about is maya. so clearly something has gone very, very wrong. heâs not thinking about his food, heâs thinking about if his roommate is home and if not, is it really against the rules to take maya to his home and insist she stay with him in bed forever and never leave unless she wants to? sheâs talking and while he is listening, heâs also just thinking about pressing a kiss to her hair, her forehead, her nose, herâ
âi meanâŠsupposedly,â he mumbles, because heâs bitter and heâs not afraid to show it! if he had to die in his early twenties, surely heâs earned the right to be with the person he loves in the goddamn afterlife. âwhatâs the worst theyâre gonna do? weâre good people. we deserve to be in the good place. and since when is following your heart evil? thereâs a million books and movies that prove true love is worth everything.â not to sound sappy, though josh is sappy and thatâs not breaking news to maya. in an instant, his gaze softens, and fuck it, he has to reach over to grab her hands. he runs his thumb back and forth along her knuckles. âno, iâm not mad at you. iâm madâŠthat weâre dead. i think we deserved longer. but iâm glad that we still get to be together, even ifâŠwell, iâm not that glad. i wish i could kiss you right now. youâre the only person i want to see.â
âsince it can get us kicked out of the good place,â she tells him just as bitterly. itâs not lost on her that none of this feels right, but is she really supposed to be naive enough to think that they should push when things are already off? her heart pounds when he says true love so confidently because thatâs what heâs so sure they have. maya is, too- or she was until arriving. it took literally dying and being told that they donât for her to question their destiny, and she still very heavily struggles with that on the daily. âthey can realize that they got something wrong, and what if we get in trouble for not pointing it out to them? what if...â she isnât going to get into her underlying anxieties about her alignment as a person, especially when josh will be the first to defend her place here. still, she has lived her entire life being compared to riley, always chalked up as her bad influence. that had to count for something. âthey could decide that we arenât supposed to be in the same place. i donât want to risk that.âÂ
she stiffens at his touch, her body fighting every instinct it has, and blue eyes go wide. âjosh, you do know that-â she stops herself. he doesnât. itâs clear to her that he is not on the same page as her when it comes to their breakup. she assumed it was unspoken. that made it less real, but not nonexistent. âyou know that...â her voice lowers so that sheâs positive only he can hear her. âyou know that i love you.â itâs a strong start, she thinks, pulling her hands to her lap because she canât be touching him. itâs making it too hard to focus, too hard to resist turning on logic. âi love you so much.â itâs all sheâs positive of, so she repeats it. she'd never had to entertain the thought of how sheâd end things with josh. they fit so perfectly that she had no doubts about their future. âbut you know that weâre...â itâs why she doesnât have the right words now; sheâs simply unprepared. she clearly doesnât want to be saying this, either, but itâs what is right. she doesnât want to jeopardize them being here. âwe have to just be friends.â she doesnât sound super sure of herself, but she holds eye contact which is more than she expects. âweâre not together anymore. we canât be.â
the blonde seems a bit strained, renee notices, though she doesnât comment on it. sheâs found that more often than not, silent support and distractions can be even more helpful than facing an issue head on. âi suppose thatâs true,â renee muses, a thoughtful smile playing at her lips. though in recent years she hasnât been one to let loose on expletives, it seems odd that any kind of utopia would restrict its citizens in any way, even if it was something as small as swearing. âyour best friend sounds like the polar opposite of my teammates, then.â her smile widens as she admits this. âtheyâll take any opportunity to swear, especially the monsters. but itâs all a part of their charm, of course.â
âshe is truly a ray of sunshine.â the best way to describe riley, honestly. maya doesnât think that sheâs heard riley pinned as anything other than that, even during that weird morotia phase in middle school. âmonsters? like actual monsters? goblins and ghouls and all those sorts?â she questions, a brow quirked. not that itâd be the strangest thing sheâs heard. this entire heaven concept is still a bit insane to her, but still- monsters? âwhat kind of team are you on?â
      eyes flicker on the features of the other blonde ,  a sort of comfort of the norm .  betty had been so excited to leave riverdale ,  but being in the good place reminded her how much she could still MISS the place .  there were pros and cons to every moment ,  she supposed .  just how many times would she have to experience it in order to believe herself ?  lip quirks up ,  shakes her head .   â one of my best friends introduced it to me . â  veronica lodge truly didnât know how much culture she could bring along with her fire-y attitude .   â the authentic stuff always beats out the fro-yo topping version of it , â  she informs with a shrug .  Â
        â so whatâs your actual name ,  lemon drizzle ? â  betty quips ,  taking another scoop of her ice-cream .  she has a feeling these food nicknames would be around for awhile .  and honestly ? sheâs not mad about it .   â it sounds delicious .  maybe one of the bakers around could recreate it ? â  itâs wishful thinking on her part ,  but betty cooper always did like to hold out HOPE .   â there was a local diner that my friendâs and i used to always go to ,  called popâs .  it was âŠÂ home when none of us wanted to be in our houses .  all the big moments kind of either ended or started there . â  she smiles against the spoon in her mouth .   â pop knew our order by heart ! and weâd get free stuff all the time .  and of course ,  iâd always get strawberry milkshakes . â Â
maya smiles genuinely when her company brings up her best friend, a vision of riley immediately coming to mind. she canât help but think of the amazing snacks theyâd shared at countless sleepovers or afternoons at the bakery, an instant longing to see her. she squashes that want as soon as it bubbles up. this is the only scenario in which she hopes not to see riley for a very long time. and when she does, she wants it to take her a second to recognize the brunette, a long life under her belt that she can tell maya all about. âweâll have to get some so that you can show me,â she suggests. âthey gotta make it at one of these places, right?"Â
the nickname makes her chuckle. theyâre cute, the food nicknames, and she knows that theyâre gonna stick by how easily they already slip from their tongues. âmaya, and if iâm not calling you mochi, i can call you..?â she sticks out a hand for the other blonde to shake as she awaits a response. âiâll have to ask. ooh-â blue eyes are instantly alight, âor we could see about bulochkis! those are also delicious.â auggie would vouch for that. âthatâs exactly what topangaâs was for us. she described it as...â she ponders for a moment, trying to picture topanga when she was announcing her decision about the london job. â...a place where important decisions are made and the best next steps of our lives are planned and considered. it was our group bay window.â itâs amazing how much she finds herself relating, a universal idea that friends will always find their safe place bringing her a sense of comfort. âit sounds incredible. i love diners. my mom worked at one until i was almost in high school, so i basically grew up in a booth in the back corner.âÂ
itâs more frustrating than it is upsetting, to know something without a doubt, to believe it with every fiber for your being, only to be told that itâs not actually true. josh doesnât really care what michael or anyone else says, he knows this whole soulmate thing in bullshit. he thinks most people donât meet their other half, someone fated to be theirs ever since the universe created their individual molecules, in life and definitely not in death. but he did meet his person, when he was a child, and even back then something about maya caught his attention and held it literally until the end of his life. they even died together. so thereâs really no doubt in his mind that, if any of this was actually true, theyâd be living together in the afterlife. and whatâs maybe even strangest of all, the idea of moving in with maya feels safe rather than scary.
he wants to reach out and take her hand on the tabletop but he just grips his fork even tighter instead. the only reason heâd asked is because heâs not jealous, heâs never been jealous while he and maya were together. which, far as his heart is concerned, they still are. josh was only jealous when he didnât have a right to be, when maya was just living her life the way he always insisted he wanted. and he hadnât been lying, not intentionally, he just knew that one day maya would be his girl and now theyâre dead before they ever got the chance to fully begin. âyeah, living with a complete stranger isâŠweird. and same, we donât, uh, talk. iâll probably get in trouble for ignoring them to come see you all the time butâŠwhatâs the point of heaven, or wherever we are, if i donât even get to be with you?â
she doesnât want to imagine josh living with someone else. or if she does, she wants to imagine it as more of a roommate scenario, which is what she knows josh sees this as, itâs just a lot harder when maya knows who he is actually with. itâs his soulmate. even if there was some astronomical error with her placement, she knows that without a doubt, this is where josh belongs. as a result, his soulmate could very possibly be who he actually belongs with, even if all the details arenât perfectly aligned. the fact that sheâs sitting here keeping him from them feeds into her insecurity that this side of the afterlife may not be for her. she canât help that sheâs greedy with him. sheâll take as much as she can get, and if he wants to spend as much time together as possible, she wonât be the one to stop them. michael and janet had to know that they were something to each other. theyâd died together. sheâs not positive if theyâre aware of how deep their history actually goes. she never thought sheâd have to fight off thoughts of it being a burden to have met the boy sheâd love for the rest of her existence before sheâd even learned to ride a bike.Â
âthe point is that itâs heaven, josh,â maya forces herself to say instead of agreeing because what even is the point? she lowers her voice, âyou canât think like that. weâre not...â she canât even finish the sentence. meant to be? can she really sit there and tell josh that they donât belong together? they havenât even talked about if arriving was an official breakup. maya had assumed thatâs what it meant when they were assigned other partners and basically given new identities. sheâs surely not giving her soulmate a fair shot. she canât chastise josh for doing the same. âshouldnât you be mad at me?â she wonders suddenly. âthe last thing that we did on earth was bicker.â their actual last moments were spent with their hands joined, josh reaching out for her the second he lost control of the wheel. she instantly took hold of it and if they werenât about instantly perish, it wouldâve been very romantic. (it still kind of was, but sheâs trying to stop romanticizing everything to do with josh.) âwhy am i not the last person you want to see?â
      â youâre the best , â  betty announces as she takes the seat in front of the girl .  it feels normal ,  simple .  being in the good place took out a lot of her every day routines ,  and betty found herself back at ground zero .  a fresh start - but was that what she really wanted ? not really ,  no .  she just wanted her normal .  hell ,  she even missed arguing with veronica about archie ,  with jughead making no comments as he stuffs his face with a cheeseburger ,  all in a booth at popâs while pop brings them their usual refills .  that was where she felt her best .  and as quaint as the little diner is in crossning ,  it simply wasnât the same .  it wasnât home . Â
        blonde hums as she takes a scoop of her frozen yogurt into her mouth .  itâs not the same as a milkshake from popâs ,  but it will most certainly do .   â depends . the texture is similar to gummies âŠÂ but like âŠÂ softer ? does that make sense ? â  she asks with a tilt of her head .  betty shrugs ,  picks one off of her froyo and hands it to her .  â try it ! â  itâs a cute pastel green one ,  because of course it is . Â
a pleased look crosses her features. thereâs something so easy about the interaction, almost familiar, that she can see them revisiting in the future. she even almost comes out with something sarcastic, a teasing comment that wouldnât match the persona she is supposed to be committed to when sheâs given the compliment. sheâs curious as to if she can trust the girl in front of her should she slip up. it wouldnât be terrible to have a few friends here, and she seems decent enough. still, she doesnât even know this strangerâs name. a gut feeling fights to tell her that theyâll grow close, though. the last time she had a feeling so strong, she followed it right into a bay window.Â
maya eyes the topping curiously, taking it from the other girl and popping it into her mouth. and keeping a neutral face as she tastes it. âitâs... okay,â she critiques, not really that partial to the texture. âiâd rather stick to my lemon drizzle, but if youâre in the mood i bet that could really hit the spot.â she takes a bite of her own cup, happy when the flavor combination hits her tongue. âback on earth, i didnât really eat frozen yogurt, though. my best friendâs mom had this bakery, and i would get these things called scuffles, which are basically just ukranian cinnamon twists. now turn those into bite size little froyo goodies and weâre talking.â she tries not to think about how much sheâd rather be having this conversation in topangaâs right now. âdid you have it a lot when you were...â--alive--â...down there?â
heâs gotten so used to maya being his girlfriend (something which seemed impossible just a year ago) that he has no idea how to shut that part of his brain off. he also doesnât think itâs fair that he has to, just because this place made a clear clerical error. theyâre playing roles as different people, butâŠsomeone in charge here has to at least know that they died together, right? so they must be friends, obviously. it seems really unfair to be stressed out even when heâs dead so heâs taking his fake reputation to heart and trying toâŠnot think about it, just go with the flow.
if thereâs an upside, itâs that the neighborhood heâs been placed it isnât like anywhere back home. heâs sure there were similar restaurants in new york, but he tended to stick to the familiar and rarely wander far from the nyu campus. then he graduated and it was the same deal, just swap out campus for the immediate areas around his apartment and internship. heâd told maya not to order ribs because, well, thereâs just no world in which she doesnât make a mess, though he supposes things like that donât matter so much anymore. josh stabs at his picanha with unnecessary force. âguess this isnât really a date, butâŠstill feels weird to ask how things are going with your soul mate.â / @harthuntcrâ
thereâs a selfish part of maya that is so grateful that josh is here with her. she knows that itâs cruel to be happy that heâs... well, dead, but itâs also easy to forget that when he seems so perfectly alive, sitting across from her with his soft eyes and easy grin. sheâs falling in love all over again- if she could. theyâre not dating anymore, so she really shouldnât have any feelings beyond platonic. itâs so odd to her that she spent her entire life on earth waiting to be joshâs girlfriend and when she finally is, they get to heaven and have to break up.Â
josh bringing up her soulmate makes her grimace. there werenât many things that maya wholeheartedly believed in throughout her entire life, but her and josh being soulmates never wavered. she had never brought it up to him in fear of coming on too strong after her obsessive tendencies as a middle schooler, especially with their relationship still being relatively new in terms of official status, but she knows that he saw what their future held. she doesnât think itâs a secret that she thought they were written in the stars. âwe really donât talk much,â maya confesses, eyes locked on her plate. âhow are things with your soulmate?â she asks purely out of politeness, ignoring how dirty the word feels on her tongue in this context.
    betty cooper may be quite the fan of perfection - but according to her ,  nothing could beat the freshness of a strawberry desert .  it was sort of her brand ,  just the same ,  and she was too far from anywhere with MILKSHAKES  ( fro-yo shakes were simply not the same ) .  but fro-yo would have to do .  what could she say ? betty was quite the simple girl .  though ,  she did mix it up with some peach this time around . Â
    and today ,  she wants to sit ,  enjoy the setting .  betty wants to get out ,  meet her neighbors ,  the people she would around for the rest of her âŠÂ afterlife ?  thereâs a pep in her step when she goes to pick up her cup ,  gentle smile upon her lips as she takes it from the worker .   â thanks ! â  and she whirls  âround ,  baby blues searching for a spot to sit - and gets drawn to the other calling out the end of her order .  grins again ,  pep still in her step as she walks towards the other blonde .   â heya - is this seat open ? â
she nudges the leg of the chair with her foot, opening the seat of it to the other girl. âitâs all yours,â maya assures, happy to share her table with anyone eating real frozen yogurt and not some ridiculous made up concoction only available in heaven. it still seems rather ridiculous to her. heaven. she knows she doesnât actually belong here, that no memories she were shown were hers, and that she has to pretend to be an entirely different person. it feels eerily like back in high school when she had her identity crisis after being told she was trying to be riley for the better part of a year, except she doesnât get to come out of it swinging a hammer or a brick in the end. of course, the good place would eat that hope mural right up, but she wouldnât be able to get there. isnât that the entire point?Â
snapping out of her thoughts, mayaâs gaze wanders to the stranger she invited over- more specifically, her cup filled with toppings that seem so very sweet. she wonders briefly if the girlâs personality reflect them. and the chipper attitude that she visibly holds oddly isnât putting maya off like it usually would. she supposes that it has to do with no one else having any taste in their god forsaken neighborhood, but she canât be sure. âso... full disclosure, iâve never actually tasted mochi. is it really worth all the hype?â
maya holds in a groan as she watches another stranger approach the frozen yogurt counter, this one ordering a combination of the perfect high five and full cellphone battery. she had gone out for a treat in hopes of doing something to feel normal again, to momentarily forget about being painfully out of place in her own home in the afterlife, but even doing something as simple as getting froyo has to be so monumentally extraordinary that she canât eat her cup of raspberry sorbet with a lemon drizzle in peace. itâs not even that she has anything against the cool flavors- sheâs dying to try stardust- itâs just that she would quite literally give her life again for one person to walk in and request a dessert that they couldâve gotten during their time on earth.Â
as if she had manifested it herself, a voice rings out clear as day asking for, âstrawberry-peach with marshmallow dribble and mochi, please!â maya gives her first genuine smile of the afternoon. she moves her jacket from the seat across from her when she notices the stranger looking for a place to sit, a move she had made when she was avoiding everyone else in the crowded shop only minutes earlier. âhey, mochi!â she calls out, nodding toward the now vacant chair. Â
     â have you noticed itâs impossible to swear here ?  â renee muses lightly, as the colorful ends of her hair rustle from the breeze. there are many curiosities about her new home, though the lack of swear words is hardly the strangest one.  the latter ones, sheâs choosing to keep to herself for the time being.  â i donât believe any of my teammates could survive being this polite.  â
a soft chuckle leaves mayaâs lips. ironically, when she had gotten a moment to herself, that was one of the very first things she had discovered. it had been on the back burner of her mind all day, but she hadnât really been able to bring it up to anyone because of this whole... oh. right. thinking positive. âbut who would really need to swear in a place like this? we are in paradise after all." she flashes a small smile, all she really has the energy to give. itâs been a hectic transition. her mind wanders to how perfectly riley would fit into a society so painfully... well, good. âmy best friend would actually prefer it this way, if you could believe it. the alternatives that they have here are what she actually used in daily conversation down on earth.â
( sabrina carpenter. nineteen. she/her. )   everythingâs fine, MAYA HART-HUNTER, youâre in the good place! do you remember your last days in GIRL MEETS WORLD? but donât worry, your ( bay windows, perfectly messy hair, pencil sketches, subway stations, layered necklaces) will fit perfectly with the rest of the good place, so long as you commit to the UPBEAT OPTIMIST despite your tendency to commit to (a constant need to prove she isnât broken) that the architect of the good place said you were. itâll just be like a fun acting exercise! just play along and everything will continue to be fun.
honestly the only one thatâll fully read this is me but i just rewatched all of gmw so hereâs a few of mayaâs defining quotes with some info tacked on !
(to sum it up:Â major daddy issues, minor mommy issues, craves stability, great artist, cares SO MUCH about her friends, deserves better !)
maya penelope hart-hunter, nineteen, crossning
âhi, iâm maya. youâre really cute. we should hang out sometime. you make me happy. you donât pay enough attention to me. this isnât working out, itâs you, not me. we can still be friends, not really.âÂ
maya is introduced as rileyâs shawn, as her very best friend in this universe. sheâs bold, fierce, rebellious, loud, and everything that riley isnât. she wears lip gloss, she marches right up to cute boys on the subway, she is the night. she is dark and mysterious.Â
â i was a little girl, and i climbed through an open window because i heard singing. i was attracted to what i saw inside. it was someone safeâŠâ
she and riley meet as small children when she wanders into her open window. her parents are fighting. they never seem to stop fighting.Â
she never leaves rileyâs side. it becomes a simple understanding that they are an extension of each other, no longer separate entities. her loyalty is a defining quality to her. Â
âi do go outside, riley. i watch the light move during the day. and you know what happens at 5:30? you turn gold. everything is more beautiful at the beginning and the end of the day, and i want people to see that. i want to capture that. i didn't mean to believe in something.â
maya is an amazing artist. she can also sing, but she is partial to painting and sketching when she is at home. her favorite teachers are, as expected, her art teachers, and that is always the class she excels in.Â
"when i was real young, i used to come to this park and look at this statue and wonder if i would ever have friends as good as these. that would hands with each other and smile. i used to wonder what it was they were so happy about. now i know.â
this just be a cute quote. her friends are the stars in her sky and she really would do anything for them if they need it, sacrificing herself over and over if it meant they could be spared for even a second longer.Â
âiâm gonna get an education from him. and iâm gonna earn my own money. and someday iâm gonna have a good place with good walls and a good roof.â âand what are you gonna do for everybody else?â âeverybodyâs a lot of people. but if i could afford it, i would fix somebody elseâs roof.âÂ
she understands not having a lot. maya has a hole in her wall and a leak in her roof. she takes care of things gifted to her because she knows the value they truly hold. she comprehends that if her mother didnât work extra shifts, her lights wouldnât be on and their water wouldnât flow. she doesnât take what she has for granted, and it definitely stuck with her as she grew into adulthood. Â
âyou had everything. family meals around the table. i wanted that. âhow was your day, maya?â âit was great, dad.â you had that. you went to bed with a smile on your face every night, while i went to bed wondering if my father was going to be at the breakfast table in the morning. i wanted that.âÂ
maya has half a mom and her father left, which she blames on her half a mom. of course, she doesnât realize that itâs because her mother also got left, but shawn helps her see that. this also starts to build up her wishing for shawn to step in as a more permanent part, but hope is still for suckers, ladies and gents!Â
âmy teacher thinks if i forgive you, it'll bring me peace. and he's usually right about these things, but i don't see how he's right about this one. and i can't. your job was to stay. you don't think i had it in me to allow my father to grow?â
when maya writes to her father for an assignment, she gets the closure she needs to understand that it isnât her fault he left. of course, it doesnât fully settle. it never does. and she realizes that she canât forgive him for leaving yet. daddy issues galore. but sheâs not angry anymore and thatâs important.
âi could always hear my mother crying in her bedroom. iâd try to go in and stop her from crying⊠but i couldnât. so, iâd try to fall asleep next to her⊠but i couldnât. âmom, would you stop crying if daddy came back?â ...and sheâd look at me and say, âwe donât need anyone else, babygirl. all i need is youâŠâ too much responsibility. canât sleep, riley, been up since iâm four.â
after katy and shawn get engaged, maya is scared. she doesnât know why they canât just date forever. she really doesnât like change. plus! they donât have the best records! she even tries to come between them, to ask why shawn would be doing such a thing when he knows what the universe does to people like them.Â
they get married anyways!!! shawn surprises them with an entire wedding set up on the roof because thatâs how he rolls (spontaneous and romantic), and he surprises maya not too long later with adoption papers which is why sheâs maya hart-hunter now.Â
âmy voice is still my voice, riley. you're gonna need to show me a lot more than clothes and hair and a boy before i believe that it isn't.â
when maya starts to get good grades, starts wearing more dresses, starts showing signs of growth as a person, she is told she simply is becoming riley. i personally hate this plot line! but itâs canon so i gotta mention it! i feel like she shouldâve been allowed to grow!!!! she shouldâve been allowed to have good things happen to her!!!!!!!!!!!!! but whatever!!!Â
âi feel like... if you know me at all... and you know the last thing i would ever do is want anything that was riley's.â
triangles are one of mayaâs biggest triggers because she was part of one and it really almost tore apart her entire life. liking the same boy as riley consumed the better part of her middle school years and her first year of high school. i donât think she ever actually stopped liking lucas, but she stepped back again for rileyâs sake because, as she says, the last thing she would want is something that belongs to riley. her first boyfriend falls directly under that category. so she filed all of those feelings away to never be touched again because if they were horrible things would happen!Â
âboyfriend and girlfriend eventually.â
stepping back from lucas worked out in her favor because it opened the door for josh! who riley could never like because that is indeed her uncle! she went out here and there with a few artsy boys throughout her high school years just so that she could double date with riley, but nothing ever stuck. she didnât mind. her and josh were also awkwardly always more than just friends but never more than friends, but as she got older, her feelings for him just got stronger, so she buried them and focused on school and art and life and boys are simply just not everything! contrary to popular belief! and what her journal from sophomore year with âmr. and mrs. josh and maya matthewsâ doodled all over it say!Â
then toward the middle of her senior year, she started going to more nyu parties after a messy breakup (not technically a breakup because maya didnât think they were dating which was the entire issue!) with missy bradford (who hosted the best parties) and that is where she starts running into josh more often. he starts walking her home, they are constantly talking, theyâre hanging out, and itâs not that they didnât do that before during family game nights and family outings and family things or even sometimes just to do it when he was around, but now she sometimes actually on campus because she has friends at nyu, mutual friends of his from parties that invite her to trivia and concerts and events. then, her birthday passes and their age isnât an excuse anymore.Â
when she dies, she is rounding out her freshman year at nyu. she is majoring in art education, is finally dating the guy of her dreams, and has the world in her reach. :(Â
exactly how she dies in my app/ last memory: she and josh were driving in the car and she turned the voice off the gps because it interrupts her music for no! good! reason! plus why does he even need the voice? she is sitting right there she can just tell him when to turn. itâs so annoying and her voice is way better and so she is turning it off despite his protests because she wants to get through one song peacefully, itâs not going to kill them to turn off the stupid robot voice- but it definitely does. she gets too lost in her song, forgets to tell him to turn, he takes his eyes off the road because he is sure they have missed one, she canât believe he doesnât trust her navigation skills, he points out that she was giving a concert not navigating, she repeats it back in an annoying voice with a face that he laughs at, she restarts the song because he interrupted it, and bam! dead.