Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

[mariowiki]

Family Guy Kin

✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow

✦Stewies DON’T interact

✦Looking for my Peter ♡

[omfsean-archive-blog]

no

[mariowiki]

[byachi]

Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back

[byachi]

about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time 

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[mariowiki]

What the fuck happened here on this day

[joey-wheeler-official]

god what a fucking classic post

[miridai]

[squided]

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

[damn-this-pool]

[paynesenterprisebackup-deactiva]

happy independence day let’s impeach the president 

[10centbullet-deactivated2020062]

The only 4th of july post i care about

[thehikingastronomer]

I can top it: yesterday, NPR made a series of tweets that Trump supporters called “propaganda” and “trash words” to insult Trump and push NPR’s agenda.

NPR was tweeting the Declaration of Independence.

And that, folks, describes about 75% of Trump’s voter base.

[paddysnuffles]

Some exammples of the Trump followers vs NPR thing

[eclecticdreamweaver]

So they are admitting Trump is a dictator?

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

Some Trump supporters thought NPR tweeted ‘propaganda.’ It was the Declaration of Independence.

[neneyne]

“Revolution” “not patriotic”

Don’t you all celebrate a result of a revolution from a tyranical rule on 4th of July?

[squishgender]

Trump supporters are fucking idiots

[cocksmasher69]

Lmao trump followers have a collective brain cell count of 3, I swear to fucking god

[blog-493629846]

met a dumb ass today, awful

[ultrawebcomics]

You looked in a mirror?

[blog-493629846]

someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

[beachdeath]

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

[beachdeath]

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

[bidilfs]

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

[brockianultracricket]

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

[writing-prompt-s]

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy.  Today, that energy is released.

[prezrev]

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

[pissvortex]

death match

person named Austin who lives in Boston vs. person named Boston who lives in Austin

[baaulp]

No contest. A person named Austin from Boston would just spray their neurotoxin. Then go in for the kill, no hesitation.

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[wideeyedsmile]

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

[smstransformers]

Robot cummies

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Hey James do you take constructive criticism?

[smstransformers]

Only on business days

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Fine I’ll wait

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

This post fucking sucks

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

[justcatposts]

Heart warming story

[jarzardart]

cat raised by cat snakes

[ayn-wye]

Daaawww!!!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[slimetony]