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The demon appeared in the pentagram. “Who dare- Oh. You.” “How is necessary spelled?” “One C, two S. Why not ask Siri?” “I like your voice.”

— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) August 24, 2017

via MicroSFF on Twitter https://twitter.com/MicroSFF August 24, 2017 at 12:44PM

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“You are the Chosen One,” they told the child. “What do I do?” “You decide, Chosen One.” “We’ll play tea party.” And so the world was saved.

— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 20, 2017

via MicroSFF on Twitter https://twitter.com/MicroSFF June 20, 2017 at 01:29PM

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“What are human crews like?” “In crisis, some run and scream.” “As is normal.” “And some make tea.” “What?” “And then they fix the problem.”

— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) March 24, 2017

via MicroSFF on Twitter https://twitter.com/MicroSFF March 24, 2017 at 06:18PM

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Just Like the First Time.

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I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying

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Oh my heart!

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“Saw a picture of Mussolini today. People say I’m like him, but I don’t get it. First, he’s bald. Second, he looks like an Uber driver. Third, I would never wear boots because of my extra toes. People are fucking stupid and I am very, very smart.”

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“Just jotting down ideas as they come. Instead of Marines out front of the Whitehouse, what about two hot chicks? They can still be in uniforms, but tight and titsy. Let people know we’re here to have fun.”

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wiskunde in de nationale wetenschapsagenda turned 1 today!

#tumblr birthday #tumblr milestone

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It’s Bond — Jane Bond

YES PLEASE.

Gillian Anderson has hinted that she would accept the role as the first female Bond, tweeting out a mocked-up poster of herself as 007.

The star of The Fall and The X-Files expressed her desire to take over from Daniel Craig as the world’s most famous secret agent, tweeting, alongside the poster: “It’s Bond, Jane Bond.”

She added: “(And sorry, don’t know who made poster but I love it!)”, with the hashtag #NextBond.

Photograph: @GillianA/Twitter