top 10 most romantic quotes in obey me
a/n: I have no idea what proper fic to write next but I still want to stay somewhat active here.
Everything I am about to say here is a joke, please don't feel offended if I say something that doesn't sit right with you. Also I hope nobody has done this (nature documentary style) before.
Obviously, the images aren't mine. I just filtered and cropped them.
content warnings: spoilers for lesson 16 and 12, (slightly) suggestive content, violent text, this is a shitpost!!
Here we got Lord Diavolo, the closest being to an actual prince charming in the game, expressing his admiration for a pink sheep in a quite unique way. The Diavolo is attempting to flatter the Mc by reminding them of the role they have in the household: the family therapist. Scientists think wild Diavolos do this to show potential mates that they aren't like the others, they are better.
Nothing is more attractive than a man who knows how to make and save money, right? What this Mammon is doing is a great example of such a gentleman. He doesn't think in black and white, he thinks outside of the box. While the average person might admire the flowers, Mammon sees it as a chance to create a fortune. It is also very nice of the Mammon to share his wisdom with a young lad. I imagine Mc must have been gasping for air at this moment.
We all know the regular flirting techniques, right? 'I like your outfit', 'I think you're pretty'. But Solomon takes it a step further. This unit of a male asks his love interest to stick their finger into a potion. Researchers say said potion is likely a love potion. I bet you have never seen such a bold move being pulled off so smoothly. Solomons are known for their unique ways, but this is a whole new level of flirting.
Don't you just love it when your partner behaves like a 30-year-old Discord mod? You bet I do! With this Leviathan's unique approach to attract the Mc, he shows he is not afraid to be who he truly is: a Reddit user. Mcs will usually appreciate such honesty, therefore Leviathan has scored. For your next date, I recommend you act like Leviathans and be honest about your holiday and evening plans.
Solomon is back, people. This time, with an even more romantic gesture. Despite what many may think, Solomon's food has scientifically been proven to be the most nutritious of all foods. One example of a fellow who thinks Solomon's cooking is a crime against life can also be seen in the image, just look at the british looking lad next to our prince Romeo. This kind gesture shows the Solomon truly cares about his object of lust's well-being. How kind.
The look in his eyes say it all: this Belphegor loves feet. This species of male is already popular with all the Mcs, not only because they look like they come out of the womb listening to My Chemical Romance, no. But also because they have this alluring eye visible under their hair. As stated earlier, a wild Belphegor loves his feet. By sharing this desire with the Mc he's trying to attract, he is in a way allowing to let the Mc peek inside his heart, open and vulnerable, to show how much he trusts them. How beautiful.
Here we got the self-proclaimed prince Romeo himself: an Asmodeus. This type of male is very self-centered and independent, as is common knowledge. Many Mcs who have been with an Asmodeus report he might not always be very monogamous. While this might be true, Asmodeus won't ditch you for a new Mc or sometimes even a Solomon if you give him the right amount of independence. This line shows how much this one values his Mc, and is willing to give them independence too. The line may come off as agressive, but note the pinkish hue behind him. Asmos will emit this hue when truly in love.
Remember the british looking lad from before? That is called a Satan. Satans show love by threatening violence and wearing jackets the wrong way. When such a male is very in love, he will projectile fart purple gas. As we can see, the Satan in the image fits all these criteria. This shows how happy the relationship between him and his Mc is, a one of a kind love. Very beautiful, I could cry.
Ah, my personal favorite kind of man. A Lucifer. While this might look violent to the average outsider, it is actually a symbol of great love and compassion. You see, Mcs don't pick a Lucifer. A Lucifer will pick a Mc. This is because Lucifers know they attract Mcs with 'father problems,' and he will want to assert dominance over his Mc by acting like a violent figure many Mcs, according to statistics, call 'daddy.' This is pleasant for both parties. So yes, this does look violent, but the pair is just showing affection. Poor Leviathan who had to see this, though.
We all knew this was coming. The line that starts every fairy tale, the line so carefully worded it would make anyone melt on the spot, spoken by a Belphegor. I feel like I don't even have to explain why this is romantic. The dominance this Belphegor asserts while still showing kindness and concern for the Mc's health. Truly beautiful. Most scientists gave up on explaining this too. They would leave work early and go look for a Belphegor of their own in the woods. The power this species beholds is beyond understanding.
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