[harvey-bluntman]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE IF YOU HATE ME SO MUCH???

[softboypassing]

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

watch this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

[beemovieerotica]

just told a french person what spray cheese was and it feels like a hate crime

[beemovieerotica]

reblog to frighten a european

[transpigeon]

DE WINTON’S GOLDEN MOLE ALIVE AND WELL LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[featherfurl]

[stonerparty]

featherfurl

[krobelus]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cloudyfacewithjam]

pet a dog /// pet a frog

[fleshdyke]

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

[telluriandigits]

Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter...

[fleshdyke]

do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one

[telluriandigits]

But trucks have to move that paper!

[fleshdyke]

are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope

[dykebeckett]

hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though

[coelapso]

i hope both of them act stupid

[depsidase]

[valdevia]

The Loch Nass Monster.

[chaoticnoisy]

peak character design

[albinobirb]

If Zagreus was a boss in Hades 2 it would definitely be another cerberus situation

[sadhopz]

do you think pirates did anything else with the plank or did they specifically plan to do that to people. like did one day one of them just accidentally bring an extra random fucking long stick and decide "hey you know what would be funny?"

[pancakeke]

this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

[heyitspizzaking]

[aliensundermybed]

*slams fist on table* LAUGH