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just reblogs

[gummie-guts]

*shows up to your doorstep in a maid dress and cat ears and just beats the shit out of you*

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[heyyoutubestuhere]

[securipun]

Those last 15 seconds are like something straight out of an Eric Andre skit

[river-of-wine]

Hades gives Orpheus a trial he knows he himself could never succeed at, but it isn’t just that Hades knows he would turn around. Hades has been failing this trial every single year. He shows up too early. He turns too soon. He is so full of doubt that even the natural order of the world, that Persephone will return to him, is not something he can trust. Hades would fail the trial he has given Orpheus, and he already has. All alone, his blood runs thin.

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[incorrect-star-allies]

Kirby: Come on, we're all friends, right? Let's hug it out, come on guys!

*The Star Allies pile in for a group hug*

Susie: Who the fuck just stole my wallet?

Daroach: Sorry.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[alleesaur]

ghost cover doodles

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[dramatic-dolphin]

ooooh the nefarious fake strawberry is fruiting

[dramatic-dolphin]

PSA: if you are out looking for wild strawberries, be careful not to pick the nefarious fake strawberry instead. easily distinguishable by its yellow flowers if there are still flowers around (real strawberries have white flowers). unlike real strawberries, this one grows upwards instead of hanging down by its stem, and the seeds on the fruit stick out like little pins. like this:

it's not poisonous or anything, it just doesn't taste good. and i want to spare you from the experience of eating fruit that sucks.

[strawbunnycakes]

Isabelle's ready for summer 🩷☁️🎀

[0xeyedaisy]

Why did the reblog button suddenly become more sinister

[vanilla-voyeur]

It's a common UI pattern in menus for a menu item that opens a new window to end in ellipsis, while the other menu items that immediately do the action don't

[rt0no]