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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
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shark vs the universe

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
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$LAYYYTER

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cherry valley forever
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@hashimoto-for-destruction
ive got nothing
I should win everyday because I’m a Princess!
Well you are my princess~
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p r i n c e s s. [from this meme]
She made a soft whining noise, smelling him when he had crawled into bed with her. She wasn’t really feeling too good today, so she decided to get a quick nap. The other addition of warmth made her laugh a little as she sniffles, “Mmm. You’re warm. Have you come to check up on me?”
"Well. We have plenty of movies in the house. Maybe we’ll just watch all my Bruce Lee ones." She nodded, "I want Birthday Cake ice cream. That’s about it. I don’t really want nuffin’ else."
Nori nuzzled further. "Bruce Lee movies check, ramen check, popcorn check, and going to get birthday cake ice cream... gonna be a check" he chuckled, kissing her neck. "You want to come with me? Or do you want Nori's special delivery service?"
Oh HUSH! I am not!
I'll let you win.. but only today~
Your efforts are always appreciated. Even if you are a grumpy butt at times.
You're a grumpy butt too!
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p r i n c e s s. [from this meme]
She made a soft whining noise, smelling him when he had crawled into bed with her. She wasn’t really feeling too good today, so she decided to get a quick nap. The other addition of warmth made her laugh a little as she sniffles, “Mmm. You’re warm. Have you come to check up on me?”
"Just an apron eh? I can dig that." She smiled, "Yeah. Sounds good. It’s one of my favorites. And yes! I like that plan! Sounds wonderful and perfect!" She continued laughing at what she had said to him, shaking her head, "I don’t know where that came from but uh…Heh."
"You said it because it's why I love you.." he muttered with a smile. "What kind of ice cream do you want? I'll go anywhere to get it.. and movies, any movies you want~" he mumbled, one hand moving to play with her hair.
…Well…You’re doing a fantastic job at it if that’s the case.
I'm glad my efforts are appreciated.
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p r i n c e s s. [from this meme]
She made a soft whining noise, smelling him when he had crawled into bed with her. She wasn’t really feeling too good today, so she decided to get a quick nap. The other addition of warmth made her laugh a little as she sniffles, “Mmm. You’re warm. Have you come to check up on me?”
"Oh god. What are you going to do? Romantically boil water?" She teases, breathing in and out happily, "I’m kidding…You can try. I’m sure whatever you concoct will be delicious. Maybe we can watch movies and stuff too? That’s what I want. And popcorn. I want that too. And uh…Ice cream." Nodding a few times, the blonde giggled quietly and nuzzled her head into his shoulder.
Nori burst out laughing at her joke, finding the idea sadly accurate. "Yes, that exactly.. I'll wear nothing but an apron and romantically boil some water for our ramen~ Deal?" he chuckled, giving her a squeeze. "I'll even run out and get you the best ice cream in the city. We'll just be lazy today and watch movies~" he nodded, just happy to be with her on her day.
You’re not tryin’ to butter me up are ‘ya?
Always trying to butter you up, babe!
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p r i n c e s s. [from this meme]
She made a soft whining noise, smelling him when he had crawled into bed with her. She wasn’t really feeling too good today, so she decided to get a quick nap. The other addition of warmth made her laugh a little as she sniffles, “Mmm. You’re warm. Have you come to check up on me?”
"Yaaa…" She whispered quietly, laughing a litle, "Thank you Lovebug." She cooed as her hands rubbed against his arms. Tina sniffled again, wiggling her nose to get rid of the itch in it, "I wanna stay home today. Nothing fancy okay? I’m kinda done with the pomp and circumstance stuff for the next few months…"
Noriyuki pulled her up close against himself, holding on tightly. "We'll do whatever you want, puppy~.." he mumbled, chuckling a little at the nicknames they were giving each other. "Stay home, go to a ball.. whatever you want. I'll even cook..." he laughed lightly, kissing the side of her neck gently.
You think everything looks good on me! -Huff- That’s half a century!
You don't look a day older~
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p r i n c e s s. [from this meme]
She made a soft whining noise, smelling him when he had crawled into bed with her. She wasn’t really feeling too good today, so she decided to get a quick nap. The other addition of warmth made her laugh a little as she sniffles, “Mmm. You’re warm. Have you come to check up on me?”
After creeping into the bedroom and sliding under the covers with her, his arms trapped her in a large hug. He was content just holding her whether she was asleep or not. Either way, he knew what day it was. "Happy birthday~.." he muttered, nuzzling further into the tight cuddle as he realized she was awake.
I’m 25 today. That’s too old. How can you stop from growing old?
Age looks good on you~
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
P r i n c e s s. [From this meme]
"Maybe it’s because I missed staring at your cute, stupid face!" Fingers would move to cup his cheeks and she pecked the tip of his nose after leaning down a little, "C’mon. Get up, get up!" She’s sitting ontop of the bassist, shaking him lightly, "You’ve done this to me before so—-I’m gonna wake you up in the same manner. I made brunch and I know how much you love your food!"
"Yee!" She stumbled after him, barefoot as she yawns a little, "I’ve trained my nose a little. Sorta like if you can tell when something is burning. Uh. Had a situation where there were fires starting one village over and we had to pinpoint where the origin was." Smirking, she’d sit him down at the table and began making him a plate.
Nori sat down, looking at the meal she'd made. He gave her a crooked smile as she began dishing out a plate, finding this side of her cute. "My little wolf princess training her weird little nose~" he continued to tease.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
P r i n c e s s. [From this meme]
"Maybe it’s because I missed staring at your cute, stupid face!" Fingers would move to cup his cheeks and she pecked the tip of his nose after leaning down a little, "C’mon. Get up, get up!" She’s sitting ontop of the bassist, shaking him lightly, "You’ve done this to me before so—-I’m gonna wake you up in the same manner. I made brunch and I know how much you love your food!"
She laughs while being carted off out of the bedroom in his arms. Her head rests on his shoulder as she’s glad to be home with him once more, “Nuh uh. We’re gonna have to do one of those Throwdown things like Bobby Flay and we’ll see who’s the better chef!” Legs swinging a bit, she points, “Hm. Smells like everything is still warm. Which is good!”
"Fine! Kansei and I will be the judges!" he laughed, finding it not such a bad idea. He set her down, pulling her into the kitchen by the hand. "How do you smell if something is warm or not? Ah.. such a freaky nose you have~.." he teased her.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
P r i n c e s s. [From this meme]
"Maybe it’s because I missed staring at your cute, stupid face!" Fingers would move to cup his cheeks and she pecked the tip of his nose after leaning down a little, "C’mon. Get up, get up!" She’s sitting ontop of the bassist, shaking him lightly, "You’ve done this to me before so—-I’m gonna wake you up in the same manner. I made brunch and I know how much you love your food!"
Her eyes narrow at him as she smacks the back of his head lightly, “That’s rude! Rui is just a big Mother Hen…That’s all!” Arms tightening around him as she listens, Tina pouts, “That stuff is so unhealthy! It’s greasy and gross…” She’d say quietly, brushing back his hair with her fingers after he pulls her into his lap, “No. I’m not gonna stop! It’s almost like you know me so well! Now up! Let’s eat. It’s still warm so I don’t want it getting cold.”
"You asked! The man is the next iron chef or some shit.." he mumbled, taking the hit. "But I will admit... Yours is better than any konbini store!" he laughed, standing up in the middle of the bed with her in his arms. "To brunch~" he chuckled, hopping down and starting to carry her out to the table.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
P r i n c e s s. [From this meme]
"Maybe it’s because I missed staring at your cute, stupid face!" Fingers would move to cup his cheeks and she pecked the tip of his nose after leaning down a little, "C’mon. Get up, get up!" She’s sitting ontop of the bassist, shaking him lightly, "You’ve done this to me before so—-I’m gonna wake you up in the same manner. I made brunch and I know how much you love your food!"
"Fuckhead." She whispers, her ear turning to rest against him, "You’ll goddamn it the shit anyway ‘cause you haven’t complained before! If it weren’t for me—-you’d still be mooching off of Mama Rui and Kansei. Plus, I’ll just haaave to eventually teach you how to cook in case I’m not home. Easy stuff so you won’t burn the building down." Her fingers twirl a pattern against his collarbone and she sighs quietly.
"You're cooking is fine... but is no where close to Rui's" he smirked, hugging her tightly while he laughed. He shook his head as she continued on, burying his face into her neck. "If I need food and you aren't here I just go to the convenience store down the road... they have everything anyway.." he mumbled, moving to sit up and pull her onto his lap. "You're not gonna stop bugging me until I eat, are you~?"