[literallyzombie]

I'M DOING MY PART!

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[theehorsepusssy]

[yugiohcardsdaily]

Elfnote Lucina

"You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) to your center Main Monster Zone. You can only Special Summon 'Elfnote Lucina' once per turn this way. You can only use each of the following effects of 'Elfnote Lucina' once per turn. During your Main Phase: you can add 1 'Elfnote' monster from your Deck to your hand, except 'Elfnote Lucina'. During your opponent's turn (Quick Effect): You can switch the locations of this card in your Main Monster Zone and the monster in your center Main Monster Zone, then you can return 1 Level 6 or lower monster your opponent controls to the hand."

[hashinken]

I gotta practice more with this deck. On another note whenever I'm forced to explain what this deck does using the phrase "Center Monster Zone" is incorrect. So I have to say Center MAIN monster zone Petition to call it CMMZ or 'cums' for short

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[sumetal]

if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[hashinken]

[cryptotheism]

thinking about starting to worship the moon. is anything i should be aware of?

Hoho! Well the moon of course! (Laughs really loud and sloshes my goblet of wine while rubbing my belly)

[hashinken]

[herheim731]

[kushblazer666]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Posted on the noticeboard outside my uni lab.

[bagitandbinit]

[Image description: A sign pinned to a noticeboard, reading as follows:

Lab Rules

Rule #1: Never lick the spoon. Rule #2: Hot glass looks just like cold glass. Rule #3: If you don't know what you're doing, at least do it neatly. Rule #4: Hiccups and pipettes don't mix. Rule #5: Assume all unmarked beakers contain a highly toxic, fast acting poison. Rule #6: You can't detect an odorless gas by smell. Rule #7: If you don't know what a button does, do not push it. Next to each rule is a line drawing illustrating it. End description.]

[hashinken]

Pokemon Champions apparently is DOA. They had a WHILE to cook with this game. It's only job is to be GF's own PVP for Competitive battling. No single player story campagin. No new characters. They already have all of the pokemon and official 7 to 10 years of console games with working online battle functionality with all resources available now. It's sad but personally it's hilarious.

[yeoldenews]

Yet another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

[nightcord-at-25]

characteristics: STINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dogpuppy]