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[maliciousbobies]

Bucky: I'm going to tell you how to get a free prosthetic in just 2 steps and 90 years!

Bucky: Cash talk? Completely free!

Bucky: It's just going to cost you everything else.

[maliciousbobies]

WS: how did you say you got there?

Melina: we didn't

WS: i'll just figure it out

Red guardian: wait! If you go in there you will lose your memories

WS: what memories? i'm like a gold fish over here

Melina: in what way exactly

WS: uh?

WS: oh hey Melina

WS:

WS: where am i?

[maliciousbobies]

Clint: I'm just saying that Steve's serum made HIM taller

Clint: and yours didn't come with that clearly

Bucky:

Clint: what

Clint: where you SHORTER before?!

[maliciousbobies]

Bucky: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having a great time!

Bucky:

Bucky: *narrows eyes* Something’s wrong here

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: [to John] I'd like to not get involved in these matters, or any matters of any nature.

[legalandnotease]

"You only get more than 100 likes because Bucky fans like angst and are obessed with his trauma....!"

Lol, I remember who said that!

As opposed to Sam Stans, who want Bucky to be Sam's exclusive property and spend the rest of his existence in the MCU following him around like a loyal dog....

Then say that *you don't believe in character development*. Reducing Bucky to Sam's pet isn't "character development". Its regression.

[maliciousbobies]

*before combat training*

Bucky: c'mon John. I bite.

John: don't you mean "I don't bite"?

Alexei : no he doesn't

Bucky: no i don't

[maliciousbobies]

1945

somewhere in the Alps

[coffeeandjuice]

Clint: is that a gun in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

Bucky: It’s a gun.

[maliciousbobies]

Clint: i'm crying. You SHOOT me!

WS: baby

Clint: now it's not the time for pet names!

WS: no, i'm calling you a baby

WS: i'm insulting you

[maliciousbobies]

[on call]

Sam: where are you?

Bucky: turn around

Sam: *turns*

Bucky: no, the other way

Sam: *turns*

Bucky: wrong way again

Sam: where are you man?

Bucky: at home, but the thought of you turning around aimlessly is hilarious.

[maliciousbobies]

[cupidofcaravaggio]

i love this trend

[johnwalkerwaow]

Bucky, searching frantically through his pockets: shit, I’ve lost my keys. Can I borrow yours?

Prison Guard: no

[walkeryouignorantslut]

[cabbagedreamss]

thunderbolts* thursday: scene redraw

[fiddlededeejester]

i had to

@joeyclaire