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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@hashtaghashbrowns67
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yo babes, gents and clown mfs
basically i was chatting with a mutual and they said i should make a pinned post so yes
you can call me Hash because your not getting my name, tumblr is still the internet
she/they, bisexual
this blog was supposed to be a td side blog but i got lazy and yeah.
dni antis, kinksters, and all the general stuff
i love how Indeed is like
tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:
-booger farmer (45 miles away)
-astronaut (5 minutes away)
I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written
i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.
there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.
I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?
things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:
Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.
You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.
Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.
New York City, 1970s
i cannot emphasise how absolutely perfect the IT crowd would be for tumblr if the creator wasn't such a huge heinous bigoted cunt it genuinely makes me so so sad you do not understand. the male leads are frequently compared to a married couple and at one point make out to avoid arrest. jen is a compulsive liar with the worlds worst dating history and is the epitome of girlfail girlboss. everything about moss tbh what a deeply beautiful non masking autistic man. roy is an also autistic asshole with negative levels of rizz and a tumultuous relationship with masculinity who exclusively wears nerd graphic tshirts. noel fielding is a goth who had a messy situationship with their (male) boss then they later get drunk and canonically fuck. matt berry is there. wearing womens trousers makes moss so confident it fucks up his life. the trio are genuinely codependant. theres fake dating. they work in IT for christ sake and are the biggest nerds humanly possible it should have been so beautiful. i truly mean it when i say i mourn what could have been
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death
just scrolled through an argument that kicked ass. OP made and posted an AI image, then defended themselves saying they’re disabled and can’t draw so AI is all they can do. someone chimes in “i understand that feeling, but Beethoven made music despite being deaf, i believe in your abilities!” to which OP replied that being deaf isn’t a real disability unlike their CPTSD that prevents them from drawing. Beethoven had it easy tbh. and that’s why i have to use AI to make Helluva Boss fan characters
the original y/n and ceo
when antisemites are like "Jews drink the blood of Christian babies" I get kind of confused.
like, Jews are supposedly demons or the spawn of Satan, neither of which can be in contact with holy water.
the only thing that differentiates a Christian baby from any other one is that it's been baptized and dunked in holy water.
you think the spawns of Satan want to drink spicy baby blood? have you ever met an Ashkenazi Jew? we famously have very weak spice tolerance.
Never fight a guy in a wheelchair in close quarters. Once you're within arm's reach, you're in his melee range, and once he grabs a hold of you, you are FUCKED.
