JABRADOODLE.

fuck ass

[tandytoaster]

[spectral-cervid]

well then whats the fucking point

[123dayzup]

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

[evecoffn]

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

[powerfulwizard]

[thejonymyster]

what the fuck are you talking about its megan they hate dumbass. they r bros they love eachother. Hug me brotha. How could u say this. What the fuck is your problem. Like are you serious or were u just trying 2 capitalize on the drake and josh trend ?  what the fuck

[pochowek]

worst vines to put into a vine compilation go

anything by colonel sanders

this one

[yigah-moved-deactivated20181217]

powerful energies to ward off negativity in 2018

[sixpenceee]

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

[thesilencedmasses]

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

[roseboo02]

Omg its like glass

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

This is what chewing Five gum is like

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[hastyhalfbakedbeebrain-blog]

He took me to church

[hastyhalfbakedbeebrain-blog]

I jist wannnt kill myself somewhere somehow and j worry that its just cus I'm a white boy and it's not worth it to sorry about cus so many people fucko g fuck about in life and UGH

[macden-byebitch]

[hastyhalfbakedbeebrain-blog]

@dannickiurbobs

[fawnofyou-deactivated20180325]

ok real talk why do so many of u white boys on here look like this

[prideofyunmeng]

Who’s Family Guy OC is this

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

it looks like theres a  black peter to the left like you can only see his cheek but i know thats a black peter

[firbolgonmain]

Hey so one search and

[bumbleshark]

I’m about to fucking pass out

[hastyhalfbakedbeebrain-blog]

@dannickiurbobs

[bunniope]

expand on akaviri lore TODD

[blackpyrefly]

Snake

[bunniope]

Snake?

[blackpyrefly]

Skyrim 6 has a book called “On Akavir” and the text is “Snake”

[bunniope]

Snake.

[hastyhalfbakedbeebrain-blog]

I played Skyrim once and I killed a mammoth because I had no choice and I cried about it because I was drinking alot that evening.

[transheadcrab]

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

[transheadcrab]

you absolute fuckers i made this post fuckifn 5 years ago bc i spilled mac on my favorite shirt at the time n every day. every fucking day notifications spill in abt people being sad and thinking theyre not enough. listen. i made this post when i was 13 and spilling mac n cheese on my shirt. mayb right now u are 13 year old me right now, and thats okay, but absorbing these messages isnt gonna help u. u can get good n be good and telling yourself otherwise only hurts yourself and your mental health progress. be kind and good to yourself. we’ll all spill mac. but sometimes u just gotta change yr shirt and make a new bowl. its okay.

[lilacparade]

character development

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

U know what I just thought of … That mcfreaking iconic photo of zoe saldana casually balancing across chris pratts back with kurt russell doing finger guns in the background ….. that was really somethign

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

For those of u asking

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[island-delver-go]

Here is a picture of a single atom

Zoomed in even further

Source

[scornandivory-deactivated201908]

[bettedavisgf]

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

[hacash]

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

[whirlibirdy]

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[weirdosrus42702]

Me when a straight person doesn’t understand the concept of the post but tries to be included

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk :

[sridevi]

you know what? i’m just gonna go ahead and say it. being a katy perry fan is way harder than being a US marine.

[sem-boi]

And both are still bad things

[hastyhalfbakedbeebrain-blog]

I curated a post like this like 3 days ago I'm too SALTY to share