dungeons and dumbasses

he/him • naddpod & d20 fanatic

[morningsaidthemoon]

Sky-eyed

[jacquistheripper]

see everyone is always like oh emily or ally were sent from hell to kill brennan but siobhan wants that man dead. this is siobhan "speak friend and enter" thompson. this is siobhan "eat your fucking dice, brennan" thompson. this is siobhan "brennan is it going to fuck everything up if i solve this riddle?" thompson. i love her

[razzmothazz]

loved that episode where riz goes to hell and fully awakens his ocd

(this moment had my jaw on the floor btw i cant ever recover after this)

anyway getting to draw something with dramatic lighting is always nice tee hee

[whatevertups]

some fake frames based on Fantasy High Junior year!! I love my boys

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

i love all the stupid Bad Kids bits that become canon like

riz has full body tattoos. fabian wears size 5 shoes. riz throws up when he gets too excited. kristen has handcuffs engraved with her and tracker’s initials. fig has fishnets made from the hairnet of the lunch lady that adaine murdered. gorgug tried to make a mechanical butt for the hangman to shit out of. fig is blocked on chungledown bim’s phone. adaine made coach daybreak shit his pants and then they convinced ragh that he shit his pants. kristen and tracker 69 so often with so little care to if someone sees them that the others have learned to knock on every door in the manor before going in. fabian briefly forgot riz’s name because he called him “the ball” so much. gorgug sung a song about not getting mad to his barbarian teacher. adaine, this prim and proper sweetheart, consistently chooses violence when dealing with her bio family. kristen created swamp venice. riz tried to get fabian to put dayne’s eye into his own eye socket. gorgug wears size 19 canvas shoes. fabian has pirate porn on his computer. fig disguised herself as a gnome and drove him to kill himself. gorgug wanted to ask a literal vulture if it was his dad, but the vulture flew away before he could. riz hisses at people. all of them are viral online for live-streaming a drunken shrimp party. what the fuck

[sodapopmermaid]

oh just a group of the cutest little guys you ever did see

[theedeadpixel]

The new Fantasy High comic is a lot better than I thought it'd be to start with. They streamline a lot, sure, and while I'm not necessarily happy we didn't get the same quirky intros to everyone it's still really good and faithful.

[ajjohny]

I love age progression lineups. also please zoom in tumblr munched it real bad

[deconstructthesoup]

I genuinely don't think I'm ever gonna get over how perfect these descriptions of the Intrepid Heroes from the Rolling Stones article are

[noxious-scripts]

this is fucking brilliant, 10/10, absolutely no notes

[stormeris]

been listening to Neverafter while I work lately

[aeli-tan-art]

possibly my favourite fairytale deconstruction, definitely my favourite d20 season

[incorrectbadkidz]

Adaine, in genuine, agonising destress: I'm so sorry if I'm bothering you with my childish hysterics.

Adaine, in a bit of a bad mood: I hope a hydrogen bomb lands on every living thing in the universe.

[sourscratched]

☀️ good morning goodnight 🌙

[ju-nebugg]

rizbert, the shrimp majordomo <3

[maliciouscrow]

Of course everyone WANTS to be Emily Axford; she’s cool as fuck.

But in your admiration of her—fawning over her beauty, laughing at all of her jokes, etc—you’ve become someone else.

You are Murph.

You’ve always been Murph.

[rabdoidal]

Visions of a life: Cody and Pete in the moments between saving the world, where they can just be queer 20-something idiots together.

💘 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 💘

[licensedproldier]

forever obsessed with brennan's choice to not use porter's legendary resistances on adaine's detect thoughts because he doesnt consider it enough of a threat. like FUCK man. his downfall is literally what makes him a bad fucking teacher. from the very beginning porter has clearly only respected one type of strength. we watch him first day of freshman year dismiss gorgug for singing a song when asked what rage means to him. we watch him hand on shoulder tell gorgug after sophomore year-- who has two apocalypses under his belt by then-- that he's not a proper barbarian because his rage is defensive. he (jace, but, same faction) literally sends two detect thoughts at gorgug and doenst even WAIT to confirm if they worked before retreating because he CANNOT, WILL NOT, believe that gorgug can resist them. and hey listen i know that artificer is an int based caster and detect thoughts is a wis save-- but just think about the fucking foolish, arrogant disrespect that is targeting the kid who multiclassed into an intelligence-based class and being SO confident that it was the wrong choice and made him less effective as a party member that you dont even bother to check if he resisted your MIND-BASED spell. because you believe so strongly that a decision that doenst increase his physical, barbarian strength is a bad decision that made him weaker and lesser in every way. it just makes it all the more poetic when, hey, why would he worry about a measly detect thoughts from the party wizard cowering in the back? he can hit people so hard he crystalizes their blood, and that's the ultimate fucking HEIGHT of power right?

loser.