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when miles mckenna said “i am a bottom first, a guy second” ... i felt that in my soul

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

how did we all just casually listen to Take Me To Church on the radio in 2014??

you’re telling me we really heard lyrics like “there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin” and “if i’m a pagan of the good times, my lover’s the sunlight” and didn’t go absolutely buck wild???

[floristyunho]

bold of you to assume i can comprehend the words that are said even to this day

[applefae]

as soon as hozier says “she’s the giggle at a funeral” my vision greys out and i wake up 4 hours later in a church garden, shovelling handfuls of dirt into my mouth

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[oletarts]

Little late but Happy Birthday Joji!! ‘Slow Dancing in the Dark’ is my new fave 💕

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[hatakebxtch]

[NSFW] 

i was really feeling this one <3 slowly starting to get comfortable with my own body. 

[m0chibee]

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shoutout to my brother for mixing this for me bc i have no idea how to do audio stuff

[noodlesforlyfe]

Visit Original Link

[unflatteringcatselfies]

To enter the forest you must first answer a riddle told by the majestic fluff tail brothers

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via kaylynta)

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[magical-girl]

this is me

[deep-blue-supernova-blog]

anime can be saved now

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

anime’s redemption story

[dreamingoflife]

That stare

[xhardyshuckleberriesx]

Just fuck me up, man

[wsorrow-deactivated20210109]

Dani Divine Corpse Bride

[transautisticyaibatodo-deactiva]

[markv5]

“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

[pinkpop1997]

[xinsey]

i’m about to tell you the actual funniest thing i’ve ever heard.

i’m training to become a sign language interpreter, and today i asked my mentor about weird jobs she’s been on. like has there ever been one that when she left she was like “what the actual fuck just happened to me?” and i swear her soul transcended this plane of existence for a few minutes while she told me this story.

a few years back she and a colleague got an interpreting assignment from the agency that said “spice party”. so it was like a tupperware party where someone works for a company that sells a product, and they invite people into their home to show them the product and then the guests can place an order and buy the products and in this case it was spices.

they get there, and ring the doorbell. the host opens the door and tells them that the guests haven’t arrived yet but that they’re welcome to go into the other room to look at the products so they’ll know what will be discussed during the night.

so these two interpreters were like pfft spices?? lmao we don’t need to look this up, there’s salt pepper and chilli like how hard can it be. so they walk up to the door. open it. look into the room where this spice party is supposed to take place. and stop dead in their tracks.

flashback to when the interpreting agency got the order from the host of the party. apparently it said “it’s a party where they can order products from a company called something something spicy”. so this old little lady that handles the orders just thinks “hey, it says spicy, so that must mean spices right?” she rewords the order and sends it to the interpreters.

fun fact. that company did NOT sell spices. these two interpreters open the door expecting oregano or some shit and they get dildos. just. everywhere. dildos. lube. vibrators. condoms in 75 different sizes. it was a sex toy party.

the guests arrive. this is a small ass town. the interpreters know everybody at this party. throughout the night the guests can go into a private room with the host to place an order, and the interpreters have to come along because the host is the one who is deaf. to this day they see these people on the street and have to be like “hey :)” because it’s a small town, everyone knows everyone, and they have to say hi to people knowing that they have a two foot dildo and licorice flavoured lube at home.

anyway what i got from that story is that i picked the right profession.

[nevaehtyler]

Support and cop from these talented Black artists ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

Links: 1 (x/x), 2 (x/x), 3 (x/x), 4 (x/x), 5 (x), 6 (x/@ctchrysler), 7(x), 8(x/x), 9 (x), 10 (x/x)

[sariantchi]

This makes me indescribably happy ❤

[babyphotography1]