🤠

18 and still going strong

[ifactry3095]

[mossworm]

remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

[mossworm]

I think this tidbit should be more famous than his exploding cars. It's all I'll ever need to know. A real human man tried and failed to barter with a flight attendant for third base by offering to buy her a horse (that's what girls like, right?)

[mossworm]

A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her si

SpaceX paid a flight attendant $250,000 in severance after she accused Elon Musk of exposing himself and offering to buy her a horse in exch

every time I bring up the horse thing at least a few people haven't heard of it, so I think it's only fair to keep mentioning it for as long as I live

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[soapycrow-deactivated20220209]

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

[greenhairedwiz]

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

[staticyuroboros]

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

[aroacedavestrider]

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

[bulba413-deactivated20220305]

the fuck is a fast reblog

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[binscavenger]

I’ve never used that in my life

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Watching the new drew gooden video with the "$5 a month" earbuds that you can't own no matter how much you pay and they'll remotely deactivate the earbuds if you stop paying for the subscription and I think we literally need to kill companies before they start having subscription models for physical items they can deactivate

[harveyonmain-deactivated2024120]

reblogging with this addition from @heedra because all y'all need to see this

[strawberryedibles]

[id: #important to remember that this is already the norm for ppl with certain medical implants and devices #its far more urgent than u think]

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[soapycrow-deactivated20220209]

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

[greenhairedwiz]

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

[staticyuroboros]

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

[aroacedavestrider]

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

[bulba413-deactivated20220305]

the fuck is a fast reblog

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[binscavenger]

I’ve never used that in my life

[seraphex]

not leaving this site until it gets deleted

[seraphex]

if apple wants me and my penis jokes to die so badly then they can come and shoot me point blank but until then im gonna be sticking around

[dreamjerky]

[spelldealer]

it’s 2 am and this image materialized in my brain and i couldn’t sleep until i made it

[books-in-order]

Professional theatre critics

[tyleroakley]

when i saw this image going viral, i had to find this incredible kid.

so… introducing: Austin Hammonds, activist, age 9 🌟

in collaboration with his family, two limited edition shirts are now available (until October 14th) with 100% of the proceeds going to the NAACP Legal Defense & Education Fund & the Austin Hammonds College Fund. 🎓

GET YOURS: https://www.bonfire.com/trumpphotoedition/

[thatqueergirlhaley]

Yes. We all need this.

[califattts]

He nailed that !

[tyleroakley]

NINE DAYS LEFT TO GET YOURS!

[saucemanboyardee]

Having a small kid call you weird is by far one of the most crippling insults in history

[suigintou]

[uomo-accattivante]

A five-year-old child, Carver, sent Baby Yoda to firefighters in Oregon to thank them for all of their efforts.

They now take him everywhere:

Thank you, firefighters! 🙏

Il materiale di origine: Baby Yoda fights fires (Facebook)

This is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen. 🥺♥️

[argumate]

the QAnon infographic style of discourse is like Patrick Bateman listing humanitarian crises, and you see people engage in that kind of rhetoric fairly often, just enumerating things without actually relating them in any way: WWII, the military industrial complex, petrochemicals, Saudi Arabia, Sunni Islam, the London Underground, Russian mafia, oligarchs, Afghanistan, heroin, grunge, the Muppets, etc.

rattle it off rapid fire and you might fool people into thinking you’ve pierced the veil and comprehended The Pattern Beneath It All.

[omghotmemes]

[champagnemanagement]

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoursgoneby]

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

[jordisstigander]

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

I’m ready

[acoustickub]

[fernsandsunflowers]

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

[headspace-hotel]

shoutout to everybody who cannot partake in the shared history spongebob memes give everyone because they were, for some inexplicable reason, never allowed to watch spongebob

[headspace-hotel]

It’s weird because unlike most other experiences, this is not one you can go back and rectify. It’s already too late for me to grow up watching spongebob

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]