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cant lie this is hilarious to me

I would honestly listen to a three minute long song about pints with the lads

I am glad that the people of Ireland are united in the belief that Hozier is, as lovely as he may be, absolutely shite craic. Himself included. Sound lad, deLIGHTed to see him doing well and all but I would not have him round for cans, on my life.

dunsalien

Hot take: Jaskier is LITERALLY just a normal theater kid, who fell through a portal into a fantasy series and just rolled with it.

Source: I, a theater kid, upon falling into a fantasy series, would immediately start writing stupid songs, and adopt the first big strong man that I saw.

sporadeen

Jaskier at first: oh no i have to get home!

*sees the outfits bards wear*

Jaskier: i knew i learned how to play the lute for a reason

jaskierek

so basically if joey batey, who somehow already knows how to play a lute and who is already v extra, fell into the witcherverse

flootzavut

YES.

shaiiloo

On the other hand: Who knows how to play the freaking lute in 2020? Isn’t it more realistic that Jaskier fell through a portal into our world and just decided to name himself Joey?

flootzavut

I mean that’s a theory I’ve considered too *nods* we don’t actually have proof Jaskier didn’t fall through an inter dimensional portal and accidentally get cast as himself, I’m just saying…

dunsalien

we did it y’all, we found the truth

definitelynotaminion

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How it feel

lesbianshepard

people are trying to figure out the math and it turns out for the ages to line up rey’s father was born after episode 3. someone boned palpatine when he looked like THAT.

lesbianshepard

someone saw this dude on space tinder and swiped right

animejebbush

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funniest possible response to this post

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fongminliao

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the baby 😂😂😫😫😫😭😭😂

bunney

i need to know what that baby did to her

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colourofoctober

Dog: literally just moves its paw

Me:

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jerryterry

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when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

leander-ligo

This is just what depression feels like

valkoswolf

this is legit how it plays in my head

teenagerposts

We not chilling after this, it’s group nap time

gallifreyan-98

As much as I wish Incredibles 2 came out sooner than 14 years after the first, a part of me wishes they waited 15 years to release it so we could use this gif

unclefather

matchagirl

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

heartsdesire456

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

ranger-truth

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.