ENVÍA UNO DE LOS SIGUIENTES PARA UN STARTER:
“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”
“Are you reading fanfiction?”
“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”
“Hey, don’t insult memes!”
“How long have you been playing that game?”
“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”
“I like your taste in music.”
“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”
“I’ll be home in five minutes.”
“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”
“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”
“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”
“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”
“Touching leads to babies.”
“What are you talking about?”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“Your taste in music is shit.”
“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”
“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”
“I can’t believe you’d do that to me…”
“God, what happened to you?”
“Do you always have to be such an ass?”
“Maybe one day you’ll grow up. ”
“Don’t give me that look! ”
“You’re overreacting, as usual.”
“Why the hell would you go and do that?”
“Do you realize what you’ve done?”
“Do you realize what this means?”
“Can you shut your mouth for like two seconds please?”
“I’m this close to walking out of here.”
“I’m this close to leaving you.”
“Do you think this is funny?”
“Now look what you’ve done.”
“I can’t listen to this anymore.”
“I can’t look at you anymore.”
“Don’t you try to turn this around on me.”
“This isn’t about me, it’s about you.”
“You have some serious issues.”
“I just fucked everything up, didn’t I?”
“You dreamed about the same creep I did, didn’t you?”
“ What’d he look like? Did you get a look at him?”
“You’re sick, [ NAME ]. Imagining things. You need to sleep.”
“That’s just a house I dream about.”
“He almost killed me. And now he’s back.”
“How do you handle your nightmares?”
“You know, I saw it in my dreams. Th-There was this horrible thing…”
“It’s nearly two in the morning, what are you doing up?”
“You’re not real… You’re not real! You’re not real!”
“I’m scared. What if it comes back?”
“This shitty town is damned.”
“Let’s get outta this town and never come back.”