If I knew what happened half the time...

A 22 Year Old Streamer who sometimes posts fanfiction, reblogs things I find funny or interesting, and occasional shitposter.

[hatsanddragons]

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[cherry-aqua-blossom]

@hatsanddragons here are your children

Bonus:

[hatsanddragons]

Gods damn I love the vibes coming from Chandru.

And the perfect way to transport Priscilla. Hyperion's got it all figured out.

[hatsanddragons]

Also tell Bean I said hi

She says hi back.

[hatsanddragons]

LMFAO UR WELCOME- Also the dude is supposed to be vandal but I can’t draw him for shit so-

You did an amazing job Lazuli. I figured it was Vandal because of the scar.

[hatsanddragons]

Reporter: “Your majesty, can you tell us what you’re wearing?” Priscilla: “A dress.”

Reporter: Yes, but what is it made from.

Priscilla: Cloth.

[hatsanddragons]

Klarion is Priscilla the center of your universe?

Klarion: Kind of.

[hatsanddragons]

How is 2004 Chandru?

She's doing well. She and 2004 Riddler are taking care of wedding planning and The Fair Lady is still up and running.

[cherry-aqua-blossom]

@hatsanddragons Happy early birthday! I’ve always loved Zithe and her character, so I hope you enjoy 

[hatsanddragons]

THANK YOU SO MUCH LAZULI I LOVE THIS!

Ahhh! It looks like Fate is telling someone (either a member of the team or a new sorcerer that hadn't heard of Zithe before) about the Mad God, warning them of the danger she poses and not to be fooled by her beauty and that smile.

Thank you so much, I'd hug you if I could right now!

[hatsanddragons]

Don't mind me, just sitting here pissed someone sent me a picture of a final boss after I told them I wanted to go into a game as spoiler free as possible.

[shadythetortie]

Okay, don't get me wrong here. I LOVE Jurassic Park. I love seeing their dinosaurs. But after watching Prehistoric Planet, and going back to look at this...

And then looking at this...

Notice how much healthier the second set looks? Their lips cover their teeth, they actually have fat on their bodies, their skin doesn't wrinkle like they're dehydrated. You can't see every single tendon and muscle move because you aren't supposed to. Dinosaurs are animals, not reptilian body-builders.

THIS is the kind of change I want to see in how we create realistic depictions of not only dinosaurs, but all prehistoric creatures. Paleoart has always had a huge issue with shrink-wrapping and making these animals look terrifying instead of making them look like, well, animals.

Well done, BBC.

[shadythetortie]

STOP BACKYARD BREEDING YOUR DINOSAURS

Get your Tyrannosaurs from responsible, DKC registered breeders! Anyone who says your rex should be skinny or 'thats just how they are' is lying to you.

[hatsanddragons]

Hey, Jurassic Park fan here. There's actually an in-universe explanation for why the dinosaurs look the way they do in the movies.

The first part of why the dinosaurs are just like that is Jurassic Park was made to be a theme park first and foremost. The science, accuracy, and health/care of the animals were not high on the priority list. John Hammond was running a business, and he needed a way to attract customers. The best way to do this?

Make the dinosaurs look as scary and dangerous as people believed they were. The thrill will attract people by the thousands.

Secondly, and here's the scientific explanation, they're technically not dinosaurs. They're weird hybrids of dinosaurs and a whole bunch of other modern animals including frogs and in the more recent movies, even cuddlefish. This is because the dinosaur DNA used to make them was damaged and incomplete. So if you stick a whole bunch of DNA in a test tube and use it to make a creature, that creature is most likely not going to come out a completely happy and healthy animal.

So yeah, Jurassic Park dinosaurs look weird because they're abominations to nature.

[byjove]

Do people realize they don’t have to go to pride? Like, there is absolutely no legal obligation for you to go to pride. If the thought of seeing a leather man or someone in a harness or a pup makes makes you so uncomfortable you want to weep, just don’t go. If you don’t think you’ll feel safe there, don’t go. Stay the fuck home. It’s okay to not go to pride. Doesn’t matter if you have sensory issues or trauma or whatever, it’s your fucking decision, dude. Stop arguing with people on the internet and think “hmm, maybe I shouldn’t go to a pride parade, maybe that is a situation I can’t handle” and then avoid it like a sane, rational, and mature adult.

[byjove]

Pride is loud. It’s often crowded. There are many, many, people there doing their own thing. You cannot control them. You cannot predict how they will act. If this bothers you, don’t go. I’m autistic. There are certain environments I cannot enter and instead of saying they need to shut down the club or turn the lights on, I just don’t go.

[hatsanddragons]

Hyperion: One time I threw a beer at a swan and then it attacked Wotan

@cherry-aqua-blossom this something he would do?

[hatsanddragons]

Imagine one time Chandru just kept putting ketchup packets in vandals pockets and when he finally noticed the final amount was ungodly

He doesn't know how or when she did this, he just knows it was her because of the look on her face.

[hatsanddragons]

Beulah’s song I’d imagine she’d play/be her theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5QuTp75ug8

Chandrus song she’d play/be her theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bBT1aCfkKQ

Klarion song He’d play/be his theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atnr6qjXSrQ

Priscillas song she’d play/be her theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPPQl0okwec

[wordlephd-deactivated20230215]

the irreversible damage tiktok has done to news reporting, acting, choreographies, comedy, music and society as a whole

[wordlephd-deactivated20230215]

the irreversible damage tiktok has done to news reporting, acting, choreographies, comedy, music and society as a whole

[hatsanddragons]

This is what I imagine the whole experience about the Bleaks has been for y'all.