I'd die for Mitch Marner

I like the Leafs and on an unrelated note, I also like suffering x

[heartpdf]

[mctheyvid]

mike babcock voice ivan i need you to rank your new teammates based on how gay you think they are. we'll all go over it at camp

[gritty-big-naturals]

hank green just announced he has fucking cancer and then tweeted this?????

what the fuck did matthew tkachuk DO TO HIM

[worldofgayhockey]

mitchy being manhandled by willy 😭😭

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

avatar: the last airbender is a good show because one of the most important steps on the antagonistic prince’s journey to redemption is having to work retail

[barbiemagic]

Mom: Offer something to our visitors.

Me: Wanna watch Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper?

[twinsfawn]

shdhdhdjdjdj they’re talking about god not being real

[antlerqueefs]

NEW MILF JUST DROPPED

[golden-x-mage]

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[sarcasmsinfinite]

[ratherembarrassing]

#the papas mia (@professorspork)

[shaydixons]

[floencepugh]

[gay-irl]

Gay-irl

[holmesandwhatson]

Happy Birthday Alan Alda!

Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo (28 January 1936):

There are people who think that the only thing that separates humans from the rest of the animals is their ability to laugh. I’m not so sure anything separates us from the rest of the animals except perhaps our extreme egotism that leads us to think that they’re animals and we’re not. But I do notice that when people are laughing, they’re generally not killing one another. So keep laughing yourself and if you can get other people to join you in your laughter, you may help keep this shaky boat afloat.

[weaver-z]

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

[aroace-mako]

[ID: A video of Jack Black in a speedo dancing to WAP. Someone in the background is spraying him with a hose. END ID]

[mysharona1987]

[la-laborista-republiko]