haunting the galaxy

keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes

[oneheadtoanother]

[floridensis]

"even though they might eat me, i still love them" 💕

[oneheadtoanother]

[1-420-666-6969]

Same vibe

[morgueresident]

[lesbx]

at work the other day this nice older woman asked me what pronouns i use and it caught me extremely off guard bc no one there had asked me that and i was also not expecting to have a conversation with her in the first place and i said I used they/them and she was like Ahh that’s nice i love that good for you :) and i just had a little spring in my step the rest of the day bc it was just a pleasant interaction. the thing is though. I do Not use they/them i use she/her. i just panicked in the moment and said the wrong answer

[intheholler]

[dimension20official]

If you know someone who speaks dismissively of people working service or retail jobs, please remind them that they are bad.

[lynati]

“I want this service to exist because I love it and use it all the time, but I think the people providing me with this service should suffer and struggle.” <–  If that’s been your opinion, please reflect on what kind of person that makes you, and perhaps change said opinion.

[artgirllullaby]

Also a friendly reminder that someone simply love what they do no matter what. Some people love delivering pizza, making coffee, attending others, but they can’t make a living or career out of it.

Always be kind and understanding of the work of others and remember that sometimes they are just working there, they can’t change rules nor have a say in it.

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

bisexuality is actually rooted in racism transphobia, i dont mean to be pushy but maybe choose another label?

guess I'll have to go back to being a regular old faggot then :/

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

so it turns out saying the f slur in front of this person wasn't a very good idea

[beaky-peartree]

no more "divine feminine" or "divine masculine". just divine and her gun.

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[whodoyoulike]

uhh yeah we gave your boyfriend a bass guitar and he's a slut now . yeah sorry he's stuck like that

[autism-affirmations]

cracked and bleeding hands are not more tolerable than the feeling of lotion

[headspace-hotel]

This account has just punched me in the face like 12 times

[zackisontumblr]

gays need to flirt recreationally or they will explode

[dormouseking]

not being able to flirt at all during the formative years of your sexual development will do that to ya

[mapsontheweb]

Most popular swear words by state in the US

[sugarmountainspring]

Finally some useful research being done

[isa-ghost]

From Illinois. Can confirm.

[zackisontumblr]

what is going on in idaho

[the-astro-ambassadors]

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

[the-astro-ambassadors]

this post has been up for a month and brought me endless joy. here are some names from the notes

[delicatefury]

Lags (Lagertha)

Telly (Telemachus)

Terry (Terrapin)

Mage (Major Disaster)

Nightie (Nightshade)

Sally (Salmonella. This one’s a chicken, btw)

But also, my dog growing up was Socks-short-for-Socrates.

He was a Maltese and my parents were giant nerds who looked up the maltese breed in the encyclopedia before they bought him and found out Socrates was also from the Isle of Malta.

[threadrunner]

there was nothing like overwatch summer of 2016… nothing…..

[ptsilenthill]

Remember when you could wipe out an entire team and Mercy’s ult would bring them all back and they’d be angry. Remember when mccree was used as a sniper. Remember when dva’s ult killed her

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[ventureonwilderseas]

Oh, that’s how they make those giant towropes!

[astercrash]

[scottandhiskind]

[webscene-remade]

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”