@neil-gaiman ‘s social media adventures are an entire genre/medium of entertainment by themselves and whatever it’s called I’m here for it
If only Neil Gaiman had any social media.
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@neil-gaiman ‘s social media adventures are an entire genre/medium of entertainment by themselves and whatever it’s called I’m here for it
If only Neil Gaiman had any social media.
i don’t like “til death do us part” cause why would death part us??? u are mine in death and every life after this
I dont get why people tell others to go “fuck something” or to go “fuck yourself” when they’re angry at them. i mean isn’t fucking supposed to be fun? like if someone tells me to go fuck myself ill be like “ok thank you, I’ll enjoy my orgasms.”
Using this every time hereon out
“That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.”
— Deb Caletti
Oh to be smashed to the ground by a shirtless Steve Harrington
Stranger Things season 4 be like
[ominous synth music intensifies]
brown girls be like “i want a sugar daddy” sis, your dad is a diabetic, you already have a sugar daddy
victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room
The calm feeling of wandering through an old and empty bookshop ♡
The perfect date idea imo
"Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute."
- Edgar Allan Poe
Desi culture is knowing Beethoven's Für Elise as the ice cream wala
How will Descartes feel when he finds out that people who don't think exist too
Mentally, I’m here all the time, basking in the last rays of the Sun, as the distant rumble of thunder signals the coming of a beautiful storm, but I dont move or leave, I remain rooted to my spot as the weather shifts and the first few droplets of the oncoming rain fall on my face
I love seeing men gush about their relationships and the women they love. It’s time for the whole trope of men hating being married/ viewing relationships as things holding them back. Amen for men uplifting their women and their relationship. Amen for men getting choked up and ready eyes thinking about the one they love. Amen for men thinking of the woman they are with as their best friend.
"Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone about being sad for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to explain to your friends and family that you have this heavy feeling in your chest for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand why you're having a panic attack while just taking a walk back home. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand your own self and how scary it is to feel like the whole world is falling on your shoulders and you have no idea why."
People don't get enough credit for being vulnerable around someone, you don't realize the levels of regression, anxiety, and pride one has to break through to show their true emotions
The beauty of a relationship, is not in the love we have, but in how far we are willing to go to keep that love beating
We become accustomed to things. Things we found quirky and endearing before, are now mundane. The 'little things' diminish in value
But we keep going. Because we know no other way to live, or love
Not everyone falls out over time though
There are those yet, who manage to reignite the flame