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Mike Driver
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@hauntedcatpanda-blog
this is my old, abandoned account and i somehow logged onto here. i dont even know how. i guess ill explore a bit
so far it’s not to different from my main. also, i somehow still get notes on here. who are you people?!
ASDFGHJKL NOPE NOPE NOPE I CAUGHT A GLANCE OF MY CREEPYPASTA PHASE ABORT ABORT
this is my old, abandoned account and i somehow logged onto here. i dont even know how. i guess ill explore a bit
so far it’s not to different from my main. also, i somehow still get notes on here. who are you people?!
this is my old, abandoned account and i somehow logged onto here. i dont even know how. i guess ill explore a bit
“Yeah, I’m Pan,” I say. You think I am pansexual or panromantic, but you are wrong. I grow horns. You see my goat legs. I take a swig of wine, and a selfie with Dionysus. You realize your mistake as a hoard of nymphs and satyrs carry you away.
Grover ghostwrote this
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Annabeth: How’s the most beautiful boy in Camp Half Blood doing today?
Percy: Oh i’ll ask him hEY JASON-
here’s michael and his brother yelling at each other for two minutes enjoy
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transcript (as much as i could decipher, bolded my favorite): michael: *sighs* brother: shut up up there! michael: shut up! brother: mom said shut up! michael: shut up! i’m making my Youtube video! shut up. brother: mom’s shows is on. michael: (to camera) hang on. (to brother) shut up, you’re going to fuck it up! don’t touch that. brother: listen, i’m going to drink this - michael: don’t touch that Capri Sun! that’s mine - brother no! michael: no that’s mine, i bought that. brother: no no, those are all gone this one’s different. michael: no, i bought that. respect the pouch! respect it! brother: you don’t even have money! michael: shut up! shut up. brother: go back to your room. michael: go downstairs. shut up. brother: shut up! michael: shut up. go downstairs. brother: her show’s on. michael: shut up! shut up!! fucking idiot. i’m gonna punch you in the face while you’re sleepin’! brother: fuck you. michael: (to camera) if you said that you skipped it, then you’re lying. brother: *ineligible yelling* michael: shut up! stop! brother: listen, you don’t even like- michael: i’ma - stop! brother: asshole. michael: shut up! i’m gonna delete your World of Warcraft character if you don’t shut up. brother: i’ll fucking tell mom. i’ll tell her about those magazines you have under your - michael: shut up! you better shut up before i make it worse. [something is thrown at michael] michael: god, go fucking- brother: there’s tissues for your fucking cry baby bullshit! michael: don’t throw stuff! you’re gonna break my camera! brother: shut up. it’s not even your camera, it’s mom’s. michael shut up. she said i could use it. shut up! brother: *ineligible yelling about a Capri Sun* michael: shut the fuck up. i’m gonna fucking break - (to camera) you’re going to see a video of me breaking his fucking skull open all over the concrete. brother: i know kung fu, asshole. michael: he doesn’t know kung fu. he doesn’t fucking know kung fu. brother: i do know kung fu! michael: he watched Kung Fu Panda five fucking times and he thinks he knows kung fu. brother: shut up! it’s fucking real. michael: it’s a stupid movie. brother: it’s fucking real. michael: (to camera) oh fucking - i fucking beat that bitch. (to brother) come here, (ineligible), you son of a bitch!! brother: give me the Capri Sun! give it to me! michael: stop! brother: why’d you take my Capri Sun?! michael: stop! give me my camera! nooo!
accurate representation of siblings trying to murder each other
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Level of procrastination: THIS ^^^^^^
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I never realized this fish’s name was Harold. Follow melonmemes on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes
but when will these come back
i think i still have a burn scar on my inner cheek from when i shoved an entire container of these in my mouth at one time for a dollar.
oh meng, good times.
dude the thing costs more than a dollar to buy why would u do that that’s negative money
lem’me set the scene—it’s nineteen ninety-nine and joey howard has just pushed my best friend victoria into the bee infested woodchips for the fourth time—the recess monitors are just beyond the back fence smoking cigarettes that they don’t think we notice (we do, we just don’t care), and world war three is about to go down.
with all my nine year old might, i try pushing joey to the ground—alas, he has at least twenty pounds on my, then, noodle like physique—and i fail. in spectacular fashion. but then i hear it—rattle rattle—in my pocket is my salvation. i pull them out like a conqueror and dare joey to eat all of them—it’s a brand new pack, the sour dust clings to each and every candy.
joey balks, sputtering and afraid of what that much sour will do to a mouth—no, he says, being much smarter than i had been anticipating. you eat them, i’ll give you a dollar. he wants to show that i’m a chicken-shit too, that i am also pusillanimous, because his friends are laughing at him. this boy who will not eat sour candy.
what he had not anticipated was my own lack of intelligence, my own inability to understand what a horrible idea it was. sure, i reply, cracking the seal and pouring the entire contents into my mouth. i stare him down, my mouth burning, the lining of my cheek virtually melting at the acidity—i don’t flinch, i don’t make a sound. he’ll never know i was dying inside.
so yeah—i got a dollar and mild acid burns.
…..this is why you in my idiot genius database
Achievement Hunter as Cinnamon Rolls
- Looks like a Cinnamon Roll and is actually a Cinnamon Roll: Jack, Larry, and Andy
- Looks like a Cinnamon Roll but could kill you by accident: Gavin
- Looks like they could kill you but is actually a Cinnamon Roll: Geoff, Alfredo, Trevor, and Jeremy
- Looks like a Cinnamon Roll but would actually kill you: Steffie and Michael
- Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Lindsay
- Sinamon Roll: Ryan
-probably gonna die from eating too many cinnamon rolls: Matt
me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
I can’t get over how well this fits
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
I FINALLY FOUND IT
Found what?
This Legendary post
This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it
Someone confirm that these are all different people.
I found it!
YAAAAAS
ITSBACKKKK
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