Don't let anyone, ever tell you that you're crazy.

Welcome, old friend. How are you doing? I hope all is well. If you care to chat, don't hesitate to do so. I always love a good conversation. And if we've never met before, then you are just as welcome.                            

[http-anti]

Niomi weeped as she made her way into Anti’s space. She looked around, holding her sleeves between her fingers as she cried. “Anti? Are you here?” She sobbed, walking around slowly. “Anti, I’m so sorry I left. I just wanted to say hi, I just needed to say hi. I can’t stay for long. But I’m so sorry.”

Anti was convinced he'd just been abandoned. That she had found someone new and moved on, leaving him behind. He didn't blame her but he just wished she would've said something to him. A part of him was bitter after having spent so much time in the dark, waiting for a day that seemingly never came.

Until today.

Her voice and presence in the space was like a spark of adrenaline through his body. He didn't show himself until a few long seconds later, stepping out into the light.

"I've always been here..." he said quietly. "Waiting... for you."

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Niomi’s eyes widened as she saw his figure in the distance. Her sobs quieted as she bit her lip.

“Anti!” She cried, running towards him and clobbering him, embracing him as tightly as she could. 

“Anti I’m so so sorry! I missed you, I’m so sorry my love, I just, I can’t believe you’re still here,” She yelled as happy tears began streaming down her face, “Thank you, for waiting for me.”

[http-anti]

Anti was admittedly caught off guard as she came running towards him. He stumbled back a little upon impact, his arms slowly wrapping around her. A part of him wondered if this was a dream or some sick trick.

"I... what happened? Why did you leave?" He murmured, holding her against him in a way that showed that he was worried of letting go, out of fear that she would just disappear if he did.

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Niomi looked back up at him with glassy eyes, slowly taking in the sight pf his brown locks and the way his beard tickled her skin as she rubbed up against it. Her eyes found her way to his beautiful baby blue orbs and she gave a grimace, before settling her head back down on his chest. 

“I had to,” She sniffled, rubbing her nose on his shirt softly, “Anti, I have no excuse. I was just, in a bad point, I was stupid, and I felt like you didn’t need me around anymore. At that point in time a few people had made it clear to me that I was a burden to them, my own mother being one of them, and she disowned me from being her child. I decided that if I was such a burden to others, I must have been one to you, and you were just too nice to tell me.” 

Her grip on his back loosened a little as she felt her heart sink slowly. 

“If you moved on, it’s okay. I understand. But I just want you to know that I love you, I never stopped loving you, and I never will.” Niomi admitted.

“I love you, Anti. I still love you.”

[http-anti]

Wilford hadn’t seen anyone for years. He disappeared off the map for reasons undisclosed. But he hoped she’d still be here. He’d hoped she still loved him. With a heavy heart, he knocked on Sav’s door, a bouquet of roses in his hand. “Hello?” He almost whimpered.

When Wilford disappeared, she didn’t know what to do with herself. The only thing that stopped her from doing something destructive was the fact that she was certain that he was out there, somewhere, alive. But why he decided to up and leave, she didn’t know.

Sav had just come home from work, getting changed into some comfier clothes before beginning to make herself something to eat. She then heard the knock at the door, followed by a muffled voice that she hadn’t heard in far too long.

That couldn’t be, her mind had to be playing tricks on her. Unless…

She went to the door, opening it up and letting out a gasp of surprise at who she saw, eyes flying wide. Sav was frozen, her mind racing yet blank all at once as she took in the sight if Wilford at her door with flowers.

“Are… A-Are you real….? Is this a prank..?” She asked hesitantly, her voice barely above a whisper.

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Waiting for her to answer felt like a lifetime. His heart dropped as the seconds ticked by. “I probably shouldn’t have even come… she may have moved on.” He sighed softly. He started to turn away, before he noticed the door opening. And standing behind the doorframe was Sav. After so so long, she was actually there, right in front of him. “Sweetheart,” he gasped, stepping towards her carefully, so not as to startle her. “It’s me. And I’m so, so sorry.” ((hehehehehe! hai cookie))

[http-anti]

“B-But you… you were… a-and it’s been….” she started off, her thoughts too jumbled for her to say anything properly.

Sav swallowed thickly, eyes feeling glassy as she reached out and put her hand against his chest tentatively, as if to make sure that he was really there. When she felt him, a sound akin to a whimper left her.

“Y-You’re here… this is real, r-right? I’m not… I’m not dreaming?” She then questioned, looking him in the eye. “It’s been a year… or- or two…”

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Wilford’s heart pounded in his chest as he felt her touch him for the first time. Tears began to roll down his face gently, listening to her broken words. 

“It’s real sweetheart. I had to leave for a long time. My life got bundled up, I hit a very low point and I didn’t want anyone involved, especially my darling.” He sighed, reaching out to her face gently and caressing her cheek. 

“I’m so sorry I didn’t say anything. I was hoping you’d wait. I know it’s selfish to expect you to wait after my sudden absence, but it was only a hope. And I thank the lord, if there is one, that you’re here in front of me today.” 

[http-anti]

She was frozen for a moment, feeling his hand against her cheek. A few silent tears escaped as she leaned into his touch, lip trembling a bit as her breath hitched.

“I-I didn’t know what happened to you. I… I didn’t know if you were alive or- or if you just didn’t want to be with me here anymore,” she confessed softly. “W-Why now? Why didn’t you talk to me?”

She placed her hand over his before taking it and gently pulling him inside. She didn’t need the neighbors overhearing anything.

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Wilford stumbled as he was pulled in, letting out a little squeak when the door shut behind him. 

He looked back at her with sorrowful eyes. 

“Savannah, I want you to know that it’s not your fault. I had to go away. My mental health was declining, my life got busy, I lost some people in my life I thought I’d have forever.  I dropped off the map, not just for you, but for many others,” He admitted, running his hand through his hair carefully as his eyes darted to the ground, “I didn’t need you seeing me like that. I was in a horrible place. And you know me, you know my reputation, you know what I used to do, Sav, I used to kill people. I’m Wilford Warfstache. And while I was gone I ended up hurting people. I ended up hurting a lot of people.”

He looked back up at her with tears forming in his eyes as his heart began to shatter. 

“But the thing that killed me the most is that I was hurting you. I had to come back, I couldn’t stand the thought of you crying over me. I couldn’t stand the thought of us not getting married like we wanted to. I needed to come back, but I’m still a failure,” Wilford cried, his lip quivering, “I’m so sorry, Savannah.”

He crumbled to the ground, clutching the roses in his hand firmly, causing some of the thorns to impale his palm. He simply wept on the ground as blood began to trickle from his hands. 

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Aaaa thank youuu! But wait you graduated too? CONGRATS!!! And I'm glad you like the warm welcome. We missed you!

Yes I sure did! And you guys wouldn’t believe how much I missed you all. I didn’t lose a single one of my followers and I’m so so grateful. I missed you guys so so much, but I won’t be able to stay long. I’ll be back every now and then to interact until I can come back permanently. But thank you so much for waiting for me!

[http-anti]

Wilford hadn’t seen anyone for years. He disappeared off the map for reasons undisclosed. But he hoped she’d still be here. He’d hoped she still loved him. With a heavy heart, he knocked on Sav’s door, a bouquet of roses in his hand. “Hello?” He almost whimpered.

When Wilford disappeared, she didn’t know what to do with herself. The only thing that stopped her from doing something destructive was the fact that she was certain that he was out there, somewhere, alive. But why he decided to up and leave, she didn’t know.

Sav had just come home from work, getting changed into some comfier clothes before beginning to make herself something to eat. She then heard the knock at the door, followed by a muffled voice that she hadn’t heard in far too long.

That couldn’t be, her mind had to be playing tricks on her. Unless…

She went to the door, opening it up and letting out a gasp of surprise at who she saw, eyes flying wide. Sav was frozen, her mind racing yet blank all at once as she took in the sight if Wilford at her door with flowers.

“Are… A-Are you real….? Is this a prank..?” She asked hesitantly, her voice barely above a whisper.

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Waiting for her to answer felt like a lifetime. His heart dropped as the seconds ticked by. “I probably shouldn’t have even come… she may have moved on.” He sighed softly. He started to turn away, before he noticed the door opening. And standing behind the doorframe was Sav. After so so long, she was actually there, right in front of him. “Sweetheart,” he gasped, stepping towards her carefully, so not as to startle her. “It’s me. And I’m so, so sorry.” ((hehehehehe! hai cookie))

[http-anti]

“B-But you… you were… a-and it’s been….” she started off, her thoughts too jumbled for her to say anything properly.

Sav swallowed thickly, eyes feeling glassy as she reached out and put her hand against his chest tentatively, as if to make sure that he was really there. When she felt him, a sound akin to a whimper left her.

“Y-You’re here… this is real, r-right? I’m not… I’m not dreaming?” She then questioned, looking him in the eye. “It’s been a year… or- or two…”

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Wilford’s heart pounded in his chest as he felt her touch him for the first time. Tears began to roll down his face gently, listening to her broken words. 

“It’s real sweetheart. I had to leave for a long time. My life got bundled up, I hit a very low point and I didn’t want anyone involved, especially my darling.” He sighed, reaching out to her face gently and caressing her cheek. 

“I’m so sorry I didn’t say anything. I was hoping you’d wait. I know it’s selfish to expect you to wait after my sudden absence, but it was only a hope. And I thank the lord, if there is one, that you’re here in front of me today.” 

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

I'm doing okay! I'm actually graduating tomorrow! But how are you?! It's been.. how long since you've been online??? :")

WOW! That’s amazing!! I’m so proud!! I graduated this year too!! :0!! Ive been pretty good, could be better but it’s awesome to see such a warm hello again :’) It’s been a LONG time since I’ve been on here, and I’m just here to say hello and interact every now and then! <3 

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK HELLO HI-

HELLO! HI! HOW ARE YOU?

[http-anti]

Wilford hadn’t seen anyone for years. He disappeared off the map for reasons undisclosed. But he hoped she’d still be here. He’d hoped she still loved him. With a heavy heart, he knocked on Sav’s door, a bouquet of roses in his hand. “Hello?” He almost whimpered.

When Wilford disappeared, she didn’t know what to do with herself. The only thing that stopped her from doing something destructive was the fact that she was certain that he was out there, somewhere, alive. But why he decided to up and leave, she didn’t know.

Sav had just come home from work, getting changed into some comfier clothes before beginning to make herself something to eat. She then heard the knock at the door, followed by a muffled voice that she hadn’t heard in far too long.

That couldn’t be, her mind had to be playing tricks on her. Unless…

She went to the door, opening it up and letting out a gasp of surprise at who she saw, eyes flying wide. Sav was frozen, her mind racing yet blank all at once as she took in the sight if Wilford at her door with flowers.

“Are… A-Are you real….? Is this a prank..?” She asked hesitantly, her voice barely above a whisper.

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Waiting for her to answer felt like a lifetime. His heart dropped as the seconds ticked by. “I probably shouldn’t have even come... she may have moved on.” He sighed softly. He started to turn away, before he noticed the door opening. And standing behind the doorframe was Sav. After so so long, she was actually there, right in front of him. “Sweetheart,” he gasped, stepping towards her carefully, so not as to startle her. “It’s me. And I’m so, so sorry.” ((hehehehehe! hai cookie))

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

sup friendo! welcome back!

THANK YOU SO MCUH ANON EEEP

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Howdy heckin hullo

HAI!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA I SCREM

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

Always still here bab!

I M C R Y  IN G A A A A A A A  AA A A A 

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

i dont know if any of my followers are still around

i abandoned it all

im sorry 

hi again

[wendigoruble-deactivated2023121]

I had a dream Wilford wore his pants up to his chest and somehow managed to still have tiny suspenders on too.

[envarchy]

a Look™

[charlieism]

Internet friend: says ily for the first time

Me:

[charlieism]

Internet friend: says ily for the thousandth time

Me:

[charlieism]

Internet friend: literally just calls me by my name for the first time

Me:

[creatoranimator]

internet friend: *exists*

me:

[zxrrr0]

Me with: @pumpkin-demon & @ask-the-egos

[okamimanti]

Me with : @officialwilfordwarfstache

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

AAAAWWWEEEE!!!! EEEE ME TOOOOO AAAAAAA <3 <3 <3

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

like ive been thinking about this line from that creme brulee brownie recipe for days like literally where is this woman now like how is she doing 

[injuries-in-dust]

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[officialwilfordwarfstache]

here i am when i was confident in my looks hehe

[willidleaway]

[luminousfinn]

Am I the only one that’s a just a tiny bit pissed off that this is still an issue?

[livelongandgetiton]

The Original Series wasn’t even in the general VICINITY of fucking around yo

[ameliacgormley]

How many shows these days would do this, and do it this way? These days, it would be all, “Ohh, we have to be sensitive and show the nuances of each side” and try not to make either side seem wrong. It wouldn’t be clearly spelled out, “pro-choice is right, if you’re against it you’re the bad guys.”

[elljayvee]

Jim Kirk is not here for your anti-birth-control, anti-choice, pro-death-penalty BS

[chandri]

James Tiberius Kirk was written and portrayed as a feminist and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

[ellidfics]

Yep.  That episode is exactly what you think it is:  pro-birth control, pro-population control, pro-choice, and pro-women’s right to choose.  And yes, Kirk, the supposed playboy of the spaceways, is in favor of all of the above.

It was written and aired in 1969.  

It probably couldn’t air today.

THINK ABOUT THAT.

[geekygothgirl]

Also LMAO at all the sad whiny geek boys who are like “I miss the GOOD OLD DAYS of SCI-FI when it wasn’t all about SOCIAL ISSUES and instead it was just about MEN HAVING FUN IN SPACE. Like Star Trek! Star Trek wouldn’t put up with all this SOCIAL JUSTICE FEMINISM IN SCI FI bullshit!” And meanwhile I’m just over here like “…did you actually watch the show?” 

[vaspider]

@judicialmistrangementorder

[prokopetz]

It’s also important to bear in mind that the Original Series had a predominantly female fanbase, and during its initial run, was widely mocked and dismissed by mainstream (i.e., male) science fiction fans as being fake sci-fi for girls. It’s difficult to overstate the influence women had on the franchise in its early days; most of the early Star Trek conventions were organised by and for women, and indeed, those same organisers were primarily responsible for the massive letter-writing campaign that prevented the show from being cancelled after the 1968 season. Without that campaign, the episode pictured in this post would never have been made.

The popular image of James Kirk as a sleazy womaniser is part of a conscious effort to erase that history and render the franchise’s roots palatable to the misogynistic geekboys of the modern SF/F fandom.

[fuckyeahsources]

For a summary of those points, see “Star Trek’s Underappreciated Feminist History” by Shannon Mizzi, which draws from Patricia Vettel-Becker’s “Space and the Single Girl: Star Trek, Aesthetics, and 1960s Femininity”.

And a gentle reminder that TOS was a Desilu production, which its board of directors voted to cancel after the second pilot due to cost concerns, a vote that Chairman Lucille Ball overruled. There is no Star Trek without Lucille Ball.

[comtessedebussy]

Basically you have women to thank for Star Trek. Go suck on that, JJ Abrams.

[comtessedebussy]

Bringing this back because I recently saw a post from a dudebro complaining about how Star Trek has become all “PC and has an agenda” unlike in the “good old days” 

so here is a clip from the “good old days” of Star Trek not having an agenda.