are ya programming, son?

26/He or They/Gay/Creator of Content/Might make a big game someday

[anxeious]

[elorein]

[certified-cervid]

the REALLY scary thing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is that we have no idea where the rest of the elephant is

[certified-cervid]

i was a fool when i was 14

[certified-cervid]

but isnt change beautiful

(i will think the present me is a fool in 10 years)

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[dreamingnemleria]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[razorbladed-sugarcoated]

[elifinchsart]

my new bugsnax.... ibugprofen

[dogpuppy]

[longnuts]

[longnuts]

[dogpuppy]

I’m having a stroke

[longnuts]

[conzoop]

Huh, must've been the wind

[chongoblog]

Okay but what about Eleanor Mordecai

[melodyburst]

Dude, Benson is totally gonna wait by the window wearing the face that he keeps in a jar by the door if he finds out we didn't stack the chairs!

[cryptotheism]

Pjack Challenge spotted in Anastasi Papyrus 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nerdbaron]

me waiting in line at the penis store

[nerdbaron]

the brave employee dealing with the customers (they are out of penis)

[nerdbaron]

me waiting in line at the penis store