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@hauntedtyrantmoon
this year is my year #iwillfuckmelone
Shouldn't you be writing Dumb Killers or a fanfic something
WE are supposed to be on a break and yet you are still for some reason reblogging and liking my posts
Can't a guy stalk his girlfriend without getting shit for it 😒
dont call me your girlfriend in public you embarrass me
Yes ma'am!
this year is my year #iwillfuckmelone
Shouldn't you be writing Dumb Killers or a fanfic something
WE are supposed to be on a break and yet you are still for some reason reblogging and liking my posts
Can't a guy stalk his girlfriend without getting shit for it 😒
this year is my year #iwillfuckmelone
Shouldn't you be writing Dumb Killers or a fanfic something
CHAPTER 25 OF DUMB KILLERS IS OUT NOW!
On Your Way Down, Little Feat:
In what you believe is the longest day of your entire life, you set out looking for the man you believe you need to try and save - Abbacchio and Bucciarati, overwhelmed with a new mission that put the life of a fifteen year old girl in their hands, struggle to hold you back.
Formaggio makes the first move.
i ended up removing the final part of this chapter, which would have made it 25k words, BUT that next part will be in the next chapter instead! i hope you all enjoy my blood, sweat and tears.
IM GONNA DIDDLE THIS CHAPTER SO SO SO HARD AWOOOO
HEY GUYS. so remember when i said i wasnt going to start another fic until i finished Dumb Killers? because i want to focus on dumb killers? well...
CHECK OUT MY NEXT LONG FIC, LUST FOR A VAMPYR!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
its a dio x reader fic that takes place during Phantom Blood! i wont be focusing on this as much as Dumb Killers, since DK is almost done i want to give it all my attention and FINISH IT. but... ive been thinking about dio a lot recently and i wanted to finalise this draft, SO TAKE THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS FOR NOW!
DIO BACKSHOTS
HEY GUYS! I HAVE SOME FACTS TO SHARE ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY @chronicallyonline101
Did you know that Abby once skipped two days of school because she was bored. These days are now known as the weekend.
Death nearly had an Abby experience.
When Abby was a kid she had a marble collection, we know this as the solar system.
When the first person climbed to the top of Mt. Everest, Abby was there waiting to shake their hand.
William James Sidis is known as the smartest man in the world. Abby was his mentor.
When Adam and Eve first entered the garden, Abby was there to greet them.
Abby graduated before school was invented.
Earth was almost named "Abby" but a spelling error occured. When offered to have it changed, Abby was humble and said it should stay the way it was.
Abby's DNA is written in cursive.
Abby built the hospital she was born in.
Abby does not hunt because hunting implies the possibility of failure, Abby kills.
Big foot claims he saw Abby.
Once, a poisonous cobra bit Abby - after two days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
But she finds me funny, Hauntedtyrantmoon. Your girlfriend thinks I'm funny. How does it feel to be cucked by a true jester?
N--No... I can't be cucked... not by you...
Hauntedtyrantmoon you're embarassing yourself honestly, so desperate for attention but not a single ounce of rizz to your name. This is why your girlfriend prefers me.
ChronicallyOnline, me, you, and H4B, tonight? 👅
prefer is a STRONG word but i do think you are funny H4B anon
HOW THE TABLES TURN. It seems as though my beloved Abby PREFERS me, her BOYFRIEND, she PICKED ME OVER YOU LOOONGG AGO H4B ANON SO WOOF WOOF WOOF!! PEEING ON YOU! BACK OFF BEFORE MY EYES TURN RED 🐺
O-Ooh ChronicallyOnline, please I can't take it anymore!!! Oh, what's that? I'm so much better than that cuck HauntedTyrantMoon? Ha. I know I am. You should leave him and be with me, the real H4B Gooner and the true Dumb Killers No.1 Fan instead.
WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
I'm going to KILL this anon
LMFAO anon is ragebaiting for sure man 😭
Anon vs hauntedtyrantmoon
I'm punching the walls and slamming my head into doors the ragebait is WORKINGGGG AAAAHHH
O-Ooh ChronicallyOnline, please I can't take it anymore!!! Oh, what's that? I'm so much better than that cuck HauntedTyrantMoon? Ha. I know I am. You should leave him and be with me, the real H4B Gooner and the true Dumb Killers No.1 Fan instead.
WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
I'm going to KILL this anon
Oh? You like the author? Well, me too, I'm actually gooning to ChronicallyOnline rn, I'll be the next ChronicallyOnline gooner, the No.1 gooner, my sights are higher than H4B now.
YES I DO LIKE HER SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND STOP GOONING TO HER???? DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT HER STOP PERCIEVING HER
Typical aggressive Gyro fan behaviour
Oh yeah? You haven't even read the fic all the way yet, BETA, I'm an alpha whos read it OVER fifteen times. I am the no.1 Dumb Killers fan, I'm such a fan that I've DIDDLED the author, you can't compare to me not one bit
I should be in the frontal position because I am tender and mild and I will take care of H4B more than you ever would.
BOLD OF YOU TO COME TO MY ACCOUNT AND FIGHT WITH ME. H4B DOESNT LIKE MILD AND TENDER TREATEMENT, SHE'S A ROUGH LADY AND WANTS IT HARD! I WILL GIVE IT TO HER HARD!
I don't mind sharing H4B. Hauntedtyrant in the back and me, H4B-Gooner, in the front?
WHO. ARE. YOU... grrr you need to show yourself H4B anon
at this point i dont have anything to say im just gonna sit back and watch you two fight
WHY SHOULD *I* BE IN THE BACK? I've known H4B for longer, I deserve the frontal position.
Okay, so what I'm hearing is: H4B *is* fuckable?
A little pain never stopped me 👅 I'll tame and breed this stand until the bed BREAKS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CANT GET A STAND PREGNANT
Anon is gonna accidentally give the MC a sibling
imagine him licking your hand after like a freak
@chronicallyonline101 come get ur guy
everyone out of the way this is for MEEE OH MY GOD AWOOOO OW OW AWOOOOO OH HE'S SO PRETTY MY PRETTY PRETTY GIRL I WOULD LET HIM LICK MY HAND AND SUCK MY FINGERS AND OIUVHHB DROOLING OVER TJE SCREEN RN IM EXPLODING EVERYWHERE
THE DECISION HAS BEEN MADE, i am splitting the next few chapters of Dumb Killers into smaller chapters - this means, ITS NOT ENDING ANY TIME SOON! initially, i was predicting it'd be finished by November, but since I'm splitting the chapters to be shorter i can spend more time on each, i don't think it'll be done for a while now
THAT BEING SAID, here is the shorter chapter, as promised :)
Chapter 24 of Dumb Killers is out!
Bella Ciao: Polpo's death stirs the foundation of Passione, with many of his underlings believing they have what it takes to become the new Capo; in his flurry of temper and violence, Melone, Formaggio and Illuso make the first move toward freedom.
WE ARE BEING TREATEDD AWOO OW AWOOOO
