well okay then...

I have no idea what im doing so that's about it

[disaster-march]

I woke up with a stupid idea I put it on teepublic bc why not

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

on the one hand i love having inside jokes that require years of tumblr experience to understand

on the other hand, I saw a video where a chef used shark skin to grate ginger and my first immediate thought was: "but how would that work, sharks are smooth"

and i almost said it out loud

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm making your brain smooth. Like a shark.

[korakos]

[koiietseal]

My mind’s telling me no

But my body’s telling me yes

[ofteeth]

Aftg is so funny because Neil had so many chances to escape certain death but he just wanted to play stickball so fucking bad

[korakos]

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

I want to KISS the person who made this display, that is AMAZING

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

[bacontoktok]

[cellarspider]

May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:

This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.

Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.

But the second most common users.

Those were slugs.

[scientia-rex]

I would not have guessed this in a thousand years. I am delighted.

[haleyusesherwords]

Kingskin, watching his friends about to try to drag race their cars 5000 miles per hour: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

[smore-reblogs]

I'm using this as a reaction pic now btw

[balkanrose]

very controversial opinion here, but sometimes customer service workers are the problem 😶

[balkanrose]

no, you shouldn't be expected to be polite to customers because they're customers. you should be expected to be polite to customers because they are people

[balkanrose]

like, a person with a stutter trying to order or an old lady asking you for help with a chair is not rude customer behavior. you are not excused for being nasty to them because you work in customer service

[yourfavereminds]

Bingo reminds you to do your daily click for Palestine

[fzzzp]

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

[kuromi-hoemie]

[lesbiancaptainkirk]

this episode is why people call it hatecrimes m.d

[jyslacefront]

#remember when queerbaiting was done with a passion for fhe craft

[karnalesbian]

[yrieso]

wiibo is a model. LOOK at this. the pose. the model face. he's got it down.