HAVE SOME TEA

See Mun 13 November Scorpio Melbourne idk why but fabio is my ideal man my internet messed up the html so excuse you if you find anything wrong. And probably due to certain browsers, you will happen to find a navigate button flying around the page somewhere. (i am too lazy to change my url and theme so if you dislike anything it ain't gonna change. maybe colours. colours are good.)

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[im-no-jedi]

[johniesupreme]

This will never NOT be funny

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[highlandvalley]

[stability]

[mahboi]

dvas-wife:

video game

sunnysundown:

video game

pokevideogamehy:

stillhasabigego:

guitaurenhero:

therealfeedback:vudeo game ame

video gamee to lockvudei game up

You moved the block too early and nvudeo gameu gotta use the otvideo 

[tiddy-sempai]

What the fuck happened to this post

[nick-avallone]

imagine if millipedes had toes

[nick-avallone]

their pedicures would be so expensive

[g-r-a-p-e]

So on average, a pedicure is around $20. $20/10 is $2, so we can say a pedicure costs an average of $2 per toe. 

Millipedes can have up to 400 legs. 400x5 toes per leg is 2,000 toes. $2x2,000 is $4,000.

It’s customary to tip around 15%, but we’ve just made this person paint the tiny, tiny, nails of a creepy af bug, so we need to tip big. Of course, this is discretional, but let’s go crazy and do 30%.

$5200 for a pedicure. 

[nick-avallone]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[lanadiaries]

this video is wild

[lakilester]

[kny111]

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[lulz-time]

NORMAL FRIENDS WALKING DOWN THE STREET

ME AND MY FRIENDS

[mostlycatsmostly]

At the Temple of Horus (via courth)

[despazito]

so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr

horses are valid

[dimetrodone]

Valid to eat fingers

[the-gaywaren-deactivated2018060]

Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified

[trynsave]

[periperi-the-exotic]

she screm