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penisboyman

i made this as fast as ifucking coiuld

cabinette

this is MY au where everybody gets so be wildly unprofessional

cabinette

Its a welcome bonus.... Y'know....

littleelzey

Goodnight 💜

horsefigureoftheday

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

prince-of-goths

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

rueghost

many ralys

kyro-oo0

happy pride month to these two

digitalmyyth

guys who are freaking nice

kittydealer

u/Fine-Dog-9874

thewitchofart

What do you think Kris feels toward Asgore...?

jjgg-art

Some sketches from the car trip 😭📺 haven’t drawn this guy in a bit

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

dramatic-dolphin

a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

dramatic-dolphin

okay I found it, it's The Best Policy by Randall Garrett

and it has other gems such as "I know beyond a shadow of a doubt what every member of my race thinks of you" (they don't know you exist) and "every human knows exactly as much about the location of your home planet as I do" (nothing)