An Incomplete History

Dragon Age. Twin Peaks. Snk. Selfies

[malriffik-deactivated20230728]

YOU KNOW WHAT

IT REALLY GRINDS MY BALLS THAT MAC’S TOY SOLDIER HE GIVES TO YOU IS CATEGORIZED AS JUNK. LIKE WTF.

ITS NOT JUNK ITS PREWCIOUS TREASURE I KEEP CLOSE TO MY HEART AT ALL TIMES. 

[kalidels]

practiced laying down colors on a b&w value sketch before bed and decided to use this face, because i … miss… my husband.. my special garbage can husband

[bp-in45]

some mungo dood

[gronnulv]

[heardinthewasteland]

Hancock: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Cait: Four-twenty?

Hancock: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.

MacCready: Is it sixty-nine?

Hancock: Yeah, it was sixty-nine.

[mankar-camorans-bath-water]

mood

[heardinthewasteland]

MacCready : *holding an ambiguous bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Cait : *snatches the bottle and drinks the whole thing*

Cait : It's perfume.

[gronnulv]

[dog-in-the-yard]

He’s got a crush on his boss who’s a klepto. You naughty boy.

[genderibarelyknowher]

“You point I shoot. Pretty simple arrangement.”

via Instagram @Scavenger_doodles

[sketchinfun]

Father and son

Felt like drawing Mac and his son Duncan, if and when he would return to visit him.

[heardinthewasteland]

MacCready: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined.

Hancock: Heck.

MacCready: You're on thin fucking ice.

MacCready: Oh no.

[mic-zariel]

this is my magnum opus.

[minutemens-incorrect-files]

MacCready: Sorry, I can’t go today. The stress isn’t good for the baby.

SoleSu: What baby?

MacCready: Me.

[letmebegaytodd]

MacCready: *says heck but like in an angry way*

[minutemens-incorrect-files]

MacCready: You're cute

Curie: you're cuter

MacCready: No, you.

Curie: You

MacCready: You

Curie: You

MacCready: You

Valentine, while this continues behind him: Great. She's caught in a response loop, and he's an idiot.

[minutemens-incorrect-files]

MacCready: So the other day I was in the park and I saw Preston on a bench just bawling his eyes out. I mean, really sobbing up a storm. Then this alarm on his watch went off and he immediately stopped, stood up, and went about his day.

Deacon: Man, I wish I had those time management skills.