Green's "degnerate" blog

[greenwfs]

rebrand woo

feels real dumb to maintain the janitor-related PFP and blog name after literally choosing to not use it for a week (but probably more)

so now we're just general Weird Furry Shit (bonus points if you recognize the symbol i drew on my standard PFP)

[greenwfs]

tw: problematic father

two days late to this oops okay so like i understand father's day but as my male parent did some real bad shit (abuse of some kind, i don't really like to think too hard about it) to my two non-brother siblings i shall instead celebrate 6/21 as Weird Furry Shit day (cuz of e6 existing)

[greenwfs]

...I'm sorry what? How exactly is you letting minors experience NSFW chatbots a good thing?

[greenwfs]

i wonder if someone's done the bra strap joke but the character doesn't actually have a bra and the strap's something else

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Lime

Yes

No

See Results

Voting ended onMay 1

Another throwback fursona of sorts who got updated art! Lime, who belongs to @thegreen246!

Lime is a femboy dragon and is based off a Rain World green lizard!

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

[greenwfs]

secondary stuff:

he also got a second update art lmao (not much got changed but technically still an update)

he's also based off my weighted derg plush in terms of patterns and stuff

the second revision just gave him some slight color updates on his face area (you're allowed to 💅 react him, i did that as well)

[lumsel]

whats prev's element

water

fire

earth

air

aether

Voting ended onApr 29

[thegreen246]

what if:

Pokemon TF but you don't change mass

not in an inflation way you just become a Pokemon large enough to retain your body weight from as a human

example: say there's a Pokemon that's 2 feet tall and 50kg

if you were to be transformed into said Pokemon while weighing 100kg you'd end up as a-(oh god math i forgot the square-cube law existed) uhhhh

okay calculator.net just says you'd be 4 feet tall or something

[greenwfs]

this post was made before I had the WFS blog lol

[greenwfs]

this counts as a chatbot ad

not only is this a chatbot of a real person (you) but it's also a therapy chatbot

Copymind just doesn't fucking care that people have literally died thanks to ChatGPT bullshit

[greenwfs]

did the uhhh

"spin a wheel to get a pokemon ability" thing

and I got the fucking vore one

great

[greenwfs]

guarantee Dootchi doesn't know who that guy on the left is

i personally barely remember him (saw him in PlayStation Smash Bros) but if you remember him good for you

[greenwfs]

try and figure out what exactly my Weird Furry Things are lol

[thegreen246]

good news people: steam deck dpad works for this

[greenwfs]

one of the blogs i got was wouldyoufuckthispokemon

[thegreen246]

CAI in the top half is the best they'll ever get from these ripoffs

also how fucking down bad do you gotta be to try sexting SIRI.

[greenwfs]

you would not fucking believe what I saw today

what the fuck

[balloonpup]

OSHAvali Instruction

"As you've already learned from your training, riders aren't permitted on pallet jacks. As an artificial being, I can technically be moved in this way, but if I catch one of you riding a pallet jack, I'll have to make sure that you're classified as a product, too."

OSHAvali would later discover that a surprising number of critters want to be a product, so this particular line of training was dropped from its industrial lift equipment training materials.

By Lettuce

[greenwfs]

...what does it mean by "make sure you're classified as a product too"

[balloonpup]

OSHAvali Instruction

"As you've already learned from your training, riders aren't permitted on pallet jacks. As an artificial being, I can technically be moved in this way, but if I catch one of you riding a pallet jack, I'll have to make sure that you're classified as a product, too."

OSHAvali would later discover that a surprising number of critters want to be a product, so this particular line of training was dropped from its industrial lift equipment training materials.

By Lettuce

[greenwfs]

i am Mildly Concerned as to what it means by "make sure you're classified as a product too"

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

see it’s tough because if you vote for Bowser you’re transphobic but if you vote for Xenia you hate fat ppl and gay men, so there really is no winning here.

Death however is an obvious sweep against Zoroark. Hydrogen bomb of sexy furry villains VS A Gamer Chair. The Pokefuckers will be in shambles but they can recuperate by making an Olive Garden in Pokopia where they can take Machoke on a date.

Hopefully most people won't be taking other people's sexual preferences that seriously but well. HellsiteTM

and tbh.. yeah. I like Zoroark well enough but Death is just such a fantastic character to me, his actual design might be plain but I think that's kinda the point, he doesn't need to look extravagant in any way, he's the manifestation of death and he's specifically pursuing Puss in Boots, a cat, and thus simply takes on the form of a wolf to further intimidate him. For me, what really shines about his character is his personality, the way he conducts himself and the way he fights. It's soo 👀

But hey Zoroark made it super far, and if it doesn't manage to claw out a win against Death, at least it can say it made it to third or fourth! (I might run a poll between the two losers of this round to decide who's third and fourth for the whole tournament hehe)

[greenwfs]

real "I like pancakes" "why do you hate waffles" energy from this person ngl

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

shake that thing

ok

[greenwfs]

This is why AI will never succeed.