*spits out tea*

this is hot

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

[shyghosties]

Happy bi visibility day!!!! 💗💜💙

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[pukicho]

Everything you say is either sexy or scary

They're the same

[pukicho]

If I were in the Oregon trail I would have simply worn more coats

[alexanderhamiltonfool]

Omg i thought this was about worms

[pukicho]

Why

[dwuns]

Mind your business

[pukicho]

feeling unwelcome on my own post

[pukicho]

If humans didn’t exist I would still be here

[barbaros272]

What are you

[pukicho]

Just a little guy!

[taddylonglegs]

Tambry help me

[sunw00d]

i see ppl complaining about having spotify premium and like. you guys do know theres modded versions of spotify app right

[sunw00d]

and theres like, an app you can use to make youtube ad-free too. i can send a link to that as well

[sunw00d]

ok so heres the youtube thing, never ever under any circumstances download it if you dont want any ads

https://vancedapp.com/

[sunw00d]

and never, NEVER download this if you dont wanna pay for premium

https://apkmody.io/apps/spotify-premium-mod-apk

[rooftops-are-for-towels]

tommy i am going to kiss you DIRECTLY on the forehead thank you for telling us how to avoid getting premiums the Bad Way. absolutely fucking scrumptious my dude

[sunw00d]

no problem bestie have kitty :)

[torchlake]

I made a reddit account specifically to make this post. Let’s see how this plays out.

[torchlake]

Some of them are catching on!

Others are…not 😂

I kind of feel bad for how seriously some people are taking this (one person suspects I’m in a cult)

[torchlake]

Dropping hints

[torchlake]

Let’s see how long before the post gets taken down

[torchlake]

The devil works hard but reddit mods work harder

[insomniac-arrest]

sometimes I get so angry thinking about ‘The Imitation Game’ that I have to go in a little ‘upset big tantrum room’ in my head for a calm down

like, Benisnatch Cumberque played the same character he’s always plays as an asshole genius and we were all supposed to be okay with it, but it’s basically character slander

at different parts of the movie Turing is described as ‘arrogant, “inhuman,” “narcissistic,” and even “a monster,” in the film he goes against those around him and is shown to periodically ignore and belittle his colleagues

And. I. Am. So. Angry.

Alan Turing was described by his friends and people that knew him as “intensely shy and kindly”, he was said to “inspire loyalty and affection among those who appreciated his unusual gifts” and was “unfailingly generous with his time and expertise, especially toward younger recruits”

He was kind, he was kind, HE WAS KIND, he was kind

he was kind and geeky and awkward and gay, I don’t care if the whole of society doesn’t find that compelling, I don’t care if we don’t value kindness as an attribute in men, he deserved to be loved and respected as he was, not as we wish he was

I am so sorry Alan Turing, I am so sorry your story was not told with care and thoughtfulness, I am so sorry you didn’t get to be shown to be deeply in love with the men you loved, I am sorry your great and terrible tragedy was never unfolded as a kind and brilliant man abused by a horrible homophobic system

You are a hero that turned the tides of history like no other and I am so sorry

[boykeats]

hey op if you’re looking for a kinder movie about alan turing, you should check out breaking the code (1996). breaking the code was originally a stage play, and this is a filmed adaptation. it’s more faithful to his personality, stars derek jacobi (who was also a gay man and plays the part with so much sympathy), and it doesn’t bungle historical details for the sake of adding more drama. here’s a link to a youtube playlist where you can watch it in full

[asundergrowth]

He felt bad for the children who were stuck at bletchley park without their toys so he used spare paper from his office to make them a monopoly board by hand

[insomniac-arrest]

He was also reported as having a goofy sense of humor where he used to make a show of saying goodbye to everyone at the party and then walk into the closet instead of out the front door

Plus, he was quoted as saying quips like “Beyond the way they speak, there is only one (no two!) features of American life which I find really tiresome. The impossibility of getting a bath in the ordinary sense and their ideas on room temperature.” — Alan Turing (1936)

He was a huge athlete and biked everywhere and sometimes ran the five miles to work every morning, and did things like calculate when his bike chain would break so he could keep riding the thing despite it being ancient

He was still “odd” according to his coworkers as he sometimes wore a gasmask to work to avoid spring allergies and used to chain his coffee mug up to avoid theft at the office, but the same colleagues described him as very friendly, open, and thoughtful as well if not shy.

and finally, of course, there was Porgy

He used to practice his Cambridge lectures in front of this stuffed bear he got in college named Porgy and was delighted when his mom sewed it a little outfit. He kept the bear with him throughout life.

[anarchistmemedistro]

i keep seeing this version without any mention of turing being autistic, and how this portrayal of him as a cold cruel genius is a classic autiphobic trope we’re subjected to constantly.

he was kind, he was gay, he was brilliant, he was autistic.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wizardpigeon]

Distractible is a actually a fantastic podcast

[chaos-continuum]

Happy Birthday @markiplier .

Here is something from the end of your stream!

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[danielhowell]

30 years old

that zero is like a looming cavern of darkness beckoning me to freefall into an inevitable abyss of responsibility and unexplained back pain

i’m dying you’re dying the earth is dying the universe is inevitably drifting apart happy birthday to me https://www.instagram.com/p/CP_a3g9Hzxp/?utm_medium=tumblr

[markipoggers-deactivated2022021]

*beatboxing* who's next?