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#posts this for the first time in forever oops

❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜ - Tate!

‘ oh, my god. ’ hand brought up to shield his face, as if everyone here hadn’t already seen he was sitting with tate. ‘ stop, please. ’

#im HOWLING #irefull

unsteadygrounds:

head canting to regard the owner of the voice, roman paused, body turning to face the stranger insouciantly. “good luck with that. study groups don’t usually hold for longer than a couple weeks,” he stated, tongue poking at the side of his cheek. perhaps he could express some interest. “what class is it for?”

‘ yeah, i -- i know, ’ BUT THIS WOULD BE DIFFERENT ! this would be fun ! like every other time he’s attended a study group & pupil by pupil, the numbers dwindled away. but this would be different ! ‘ uh, it’s for social studies. i figured not every session would need to be in a library. ’ shoulders rise & fall with a shrug. ‘ you ---- you don’t think it’d work ? ’

#unsteadygrounds

formerking-deactivated20180803

I’D RATHER PRETEND I’M SOMETHING BETTER THAN THESE BROKEN PARTS.

#selfpromo #mm love me thanks xo

auliicraval

iconic vines sentence meme .

fortitudina

❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

❛ i thought you were american . ❜

❛ is that a weed !? ❜

❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

❛ is that a police !? ❜

❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

❛ merry crisis ! ❜

❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch . ❜

❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

#ask meme

horrificmemes

Attacked [sentence starters]

Monster-themed for the most part, but feel free to change ‘it’ pronouns to something else for a humanoid villain.

“Settle down, you’re safe now.” “Who hurt you? WHAT hurt you?” “I don’t know what it was that attacked me.” “Did you see what they looked like?” “Please, help me. I’m hurt.” “All I remember are teeth and a whole lot of pain.” “I was sure I was going to die.” “I would be dead if you hadn’t found me.” “What the hell was that thing?!” “Oh god, please don’t be dead. Please don’t be dead.” “I don’t want to think what would have happened if you didn’t show up.” “Do you have any idea what did this to you?” “Was it an animal? A person?” “It all happened so fast.” “Stop screaming, I’m not the one who hurt you!” “You’ll be alright, just calm down and tell me what happened.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you.” “I’m not sure it was even human.” “That looks like it hurt.” “Help is coming. Just stay calm.” “Don’t just stand there, help me!” “You’re lucky I came by when I did, or else you’d be dead.” “You shouldn’t be out here alone.” “Wh-where am I? What happened to me?” “You never know what might be prowling around out here.” “Why would anyone want to attack you?” “Hey, can you hear me? Are you alright?” “A-am I going to die?” “We have to go before it comes back!” “I don’t even know why it left me alive.” “I-I need a doctor. Please.” “Damn, it looks like you pissed off a grizzly bear.” “It was you. You did this to me!” “Do you think it’ll come back?” “I-I didn’t get a good look at it.” “It’s okay, I’ll help you. Just don’t try to move.” “How do you know so much about monsters?” “You need to learn how to protect yourself.” “Honestly, it’s a miracle you weren’t torn to shreds.” “I don’t think I’ve ever been so scared in my life.” “You’re not going to die. I’ll make sure of it.” “Whatever happens to me, make sure the one who did this pays the price.”

#* ask memes.#:)

vhsmeme

* hurt prompts

‘ are you bleeding? ’

‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’

‘ where does it hurt? ’

‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’

‘ how did you get that black eye? ’

‘ you should see the other guy. ’

‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’

‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’

‘ i’ll get some ice. ’

‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’

‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’

‘ what’s wrong with you? ’

‘ you can barely stand. ’

‘ did you throw the first punch? ’

‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’

‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’

‘ at least bandage it. ’

‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’

‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’

‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’

‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’

‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’

‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’

‘ what happened to you? ’

‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’

‘ are those bandages? ’

‘ you need stitches. ’

‘ look out for that tree branch. ’

‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’

‘ lean on me. ’

‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’

‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’

‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’

‘ lie down. ’

‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’

‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’

‘ wake up! wake up! ’

‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’

‘ look at your face! ’

#* ask meme .

‘ my sister made some brownies. ’ WRONG, link made brownies but it’s not exactly a manly thing to do. hand extends out, with a plastic container of gooey-chocolate squares. ‘ do you want one ? ’

@wxlriider

#wxlriider

‘ i’m running a study group every wednesday after school. ’ it was the only day a week he didn’t have to work after school & if he fell behind on his grades his parents would kill him. ‘ uh -- i don’t know. i thought, i thought maybe if more people came, there’d be more motivation to work.’

/ @unsteadygrounds

#unsteadygrounds

‘ have you read these books ------ ? ’ holding up the current one he’s reading, the second book from the lord of the rings trilogy ---- the pages worn, clearly read COUNTLESS times over the years. ‘ i think you’d like them. ’

/ @whelrs

#whelrs

hawkinslink-blog

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#* starter call .#Finishing these today ❤️✨

‘ i - i got in trouble again for riding my skateboard in the hall. ’ as if there isn’t kids getting beat the shit beat out of them in the same hallway, the kid who isn’t going to fight back gets called out. he proves his own point by not even making the argument. ‘ i was tryin’ not to be seen, y’know. s’easier. ’

/ @wantsafe

#wantsafe

‘ i know, i know. IT’S PATHETIC. ’ he scoffs a laugh, avoiding any eye contact at all in an attempt to contain a quickly rising blush. ‘ i can’t be the last virgin in the school though, right ---- ? ’

/ @farrahsmess

#link : RIGHT???? /RIGHT/???#farrahsmess