One time when I was 14 my dad was yelling at me because I "caused him to lose his game (online chess) by distracting him" after I walked into the kitchen and poured a bowl of cereal. When he took a pause in his screaming to catch his breath, I looked him dead in the eye and said "have you considered this might have just been a skill issue?" did not go over well but by god was that funny as hell
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