Fantastic work by Amelia Vidal!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Three Goblin Art
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@hawksprotege
Fantastic work by Amelia Vidal!
MUSES REACTION. (accepting)
@antagonyaist said: ✂ = threatening them
This was really happening, huh? Kate wasn’t exactly sure how she even came to be in this situation but here she was, squaring up to a cat girl with an extremely bad attitude. It was times like these where she really wished she had her bow-- the putty arrow would be fun to use, or maybe the net arrow. Just shoot a net at her and see what happens.
Unfortunately, that wasn’t to be and all Kate had if the situation escalated was a toy bow and her fists but first came the snarky response to the other girl’s threats.
“Wow. This is a thing. I’m not scared if you, you know? You’re really not that intimidating. If I throw you some yarn, will you go away?”
.゚☆゚. ╼ random texts. (accepting)
@anglerfishnabe said: [ sms ] → I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Five minutes came and went; it was then that Kate knew she’d been played. He wasn’t going to show up, was he? Why did she put her trust in some guy she met at a bus stop anyway? She should have known better than that...
To: Ogata From: Kate
[ sms ] you suck :(
nonverbal memes
add + to reverse who does the action
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine [ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc. [ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair [ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying [ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
ofthefourthking:
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping dust off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
.゚☆゚. ╼ random texts.
[ sms ] → i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section [ sms ] → dude, I’m at a wedding and there’s a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I’m getting all emotional [ sms ] → some kid outside just shouted ‘ask the frogs’ [ sms ] → why did i make a hit list last night containing only mcdonalds? [ sms ] → I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there? [ sms ] → microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. [ sms ] → my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling. [ sms ] → how can people fall in love when things like bagels exist [ sms ] → someone changed my text signature to “Also, I think I might be gay” last night. Also, I think I might be gay [ sms ] → I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again. [ sms ] → You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn’t say one word, I just listened. [ sms ] → would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight? [ sms ] → he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them [ sms ] → why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled ‘we need more bagels’ [ sms ] → just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta. [ sms ] → dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you [ sms ] → some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
west coast avengers v3 002
SENTENCE STARTERS (not accepting)
@manfredice said: “i think i gave death a high five once”
“I really wouldn’t be surprised, like, at all.” Given that she was in some strange city on a strange island in some weird dimension or whatever, and given everything she had seen in her life with the Young Avengers and on the West Coast, not much actually surprised her anymore. In terms of weirdness anyway. It was entirely possible that this guy high-fived Death, because why not?
It could happen.
“I mean, I know gods and I once went up against an interdimensional parasite, so you know... anything’s possible.” She hesitated for a moment. “Who did you say you were?”
MUSES REACTION (not accepting)
@anglerfishnabe said: ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them
“Oh goddamn it...”
The rain came out of nowhere-- bright one moment and the next Kate was doing her best to shield her take-out bag from the sudden change of weather. Not only that, flashes of lightning were visible in the distance, accompanied by the low rumble of thunder which grew louder with each instance.
Taking shelter beneath a bus stop with another, the archer would stand in silence, eyes downcast at her sodden take-out; so much for that...
There was a silence between the two, both of them seemingly minding their own business when Kate glanced toward him then shuffled a little closer. “Hi.”
When she had his attention, she continued, “I know this might be a bad time but I don’t suppose you know how to, you know... leave this place?”
MUSES REACTION (not accepting)
@smartdwarf said: 回 = patching a wound
“I’m fine, really. I’ve had worse.”
It was part of the job, after all. It was rare she came out of a fight without a scratch and the bag of frozen peas she was currently holding against her temple while Dortin tended to a wound on her arm definitely came in useful. This was a regular occurrence for her, her friends could vouch for her if they weren’t somehow involved themselves.
Still, it was kind of him to help and being new to the island, Kate appreciated the gesture of goodwill. “Thanks...”
MUSES REACTION (not accepting)
@wayefinder said: ↱ = being lost with them.
When asked for directions, Kate couldn’t bring herself to say no. It wasn’t that she didn’t know her way around, because she did, kind of... it was just that she wasn’t completely familiar with this area of town and the longer she wandered, pretending she knew exactly where she was going, the sooner she realised her lie would be exposed. Her intentions were good, of course, she really did just want to help but maybe it was better to actually know the area properly before offering her assistance.
As dusk drew closer, Kate finally decided to come clean. Apologetic, she stopped walking and turned to face the other girl and she said with a sheepish smile. “Is now a bad time to tell you I just got here like, a week ago?” A nervous laugh followed, then she continued. “In my defence, that building looked really familiar.”
little trash dwarf
smartdwarf:
@hawksprotege
📚 That people at the metro avoid sitting next to him, hasn’t bothered Dortin at all. He is aware that he must smell awful to these around him, but he really doesn’t like water. It is scary. And it is a dwarven thing to avoid any huge bodies of water. No matter if seas, rivers, bath tubes or showers. And yes, showers are creepy too with all the water coming down like a hot cloudburst all of a sudden.
So far he had no reason to bother over new clothes, either. He’s really just like a lonely and very unkempt child. To top it off, he’s actually rummaging in a trash container this morning because well, shopping on his own is tedious, if not impossible. He is really dreading the fact he’s doing the same as his brother would, though, and he needs a better option than this. The sudden sound of motors have him peek out of the container, and well, the truck is here, ready to empty the containers like every thursday morning. Panicking, Dortin tries to climb out of the container he’s in, but constantly slips on something.
“Someone—? Please help me! I can’t get out of here anymore!”
Rescuing someone from a trash can was not how Kate envisioned spending her Thursday morning but it was a superhero’s duty to help those in need, and there was no way she was going to walk by and leave the poor guy to a horrible garbage truck fate. Her breakfast donuts were just going to have to wait.
She abandons her toy bow and rushes forward, but wrinkles her nose at the stench emitting from the garbage. “Let me help,” She reaches inside the can and helps the other out-- he wasn’t difficult to rescue, and she managed to do so without making too much mess, but as soon as he was free, she felt the intense need to wash her hands and wrinkle her nose yet again-- the stink was truly overpowering and she honestly couldn’t tell if it was the garbage or, well... him.
“Can I just ask, out of curiosity...” She was still grossed out but managed a sweet smile nonetheless as she placed her aviators atop her head. “Why were you in a trashcan?”
ahawkwardguy:
Leaning in the chair Clint watches her with mild concern. It sure was a messed up dimension but… he couldn’t say he was too worried. Once upon a time ago sure but not anymore. He’s been in this too long for that.
“I really did.” Clint genuinely admits to missing her, even if she was being a little sassy about it. Then came the questions, all mostly predicable for someone he knew so well in the position they were in. Clint looks at the toy with a small smile and waves it off with a gesture. “Don’t worry about the toy I got extra.” He sits up. “So the thing is… I dunno how the hell this place works. It’s unpredictable an’ for as long as I been here I haven’t found a real way out. I know it’s not what you wanna hear but.. I don’t have much on how it works an’ anyone else you talk to probably wont either.”
“Here is… also unknown… I honestly thing we’re on some different planet- obviously a different universe but.. to be honest-” And she was probably going to be disappointed with him. He’s looking down at the table. “ ….I stopped trying to understand it.” It probably sounded like giving up, especially to someone that just got here.. especially to Kate- who had so much fight in her, who would probably never give up if she had been in the same situation before him.
With a sigh Clint still isn’t looking at her as he slumps on the table. “It changes…. people come and go. Natasha was here…” There’s a pain in his voice when he says it, hes sure Kate would notices even if he attempts to cover it. “I’ve seen… Spider-Man, Loki, Thor… some X-men.. pretty sure a symbiote was here at one point.. never seems like they stay long though and then its just… me… still here.”
Oops we don’t want to go too far down that way. Clint clears his throat and taps on the table as he sits up. “You’ll get your stuff back eventually.. it jus’ takes time. An havin a place t’ stay is better than not.. the livin’ area’s ain’t so bad even if you gotta share it with strangers for a bit… I got my own place though. Where you can stay.. of course.. if you want.”
She takes a moment to process-- she’s relieved to know he has extra weapons, she’d just have to borrow one until she found her own and it seemed like this place was a complete mystery to literally all its inhabitants. However, the way her expression fell when he said he’d stopped trying... she didn’t want to feel disheartened, she’d hoped he’d be able to tell her something, anything that would help figure out a way home... but it was hard to mask her disappointment. Before she could declare how she would never stop looking for a way home, Clint continued. People they knew were here; Black Widow, Spider-Man, X-Men as well as many more, but the look of disappointment quickly shifted into a smile as soon as Loki was mentioned. “Well, if Loki was here then this place is definitely trouble. You’re sure it’s not one of his tricks?” Despite her attempt to lighten the situation, she knew him well enough to know that if Natasha had come and gone, it was going to hurt. That made her all the more determined to get the hell out of here.
She pulls herself together and any discouragement she felt earlier is forced to the back of her mind, though she did shoot him a questioning look-- how was he able to get his own place when she had to share? That wasn’t fair. “I might take you up on that.” She supposed she should say hi to her roomies first. “But if you traumatise me in any way, I’m going to destroy you.” In other words, please wear clothes.
She stood, and continued. “I get that being here for so long has been hard, especially when people come and go, but I am not going to stop looking for a way home. Someone, somewhere has to know something and I will find out what that is, but first it would probably help if I knew my way around. So what do you say, Hawkeye? Wanna give me a tour?”
Two human disasters and a dog.
SENTENCE STARTERS : pinned messages meme.
part 5 of ? | this time, from the crack force discord.
tw for weed mentions & ugly text, death mention ? i guess.
“i kin with the hamburglar”
“toes stealing is banned”
“that’s fucking metal”
“listen don’t give me shit when you go to bed at satan’s butthole hours”
“y o u w o o”
“you know what keeps me up at night? whhich way would a cyclops do their eyeliner? what if they wanted to wing it????”
“leg so hot. hot hot leg. leg so hot u can fry an egg”
“toontown is terrifying”
“i’ll officiate this weed”
reply w f if u think that boxbot kills are ….. kinda hot :flushed:”
“HEY THATS THE WEED NUMBER. THATS THE FUFUCKKIN WEED NUMBER!!!”
“THS NOT THE WEED NUMBER. KNOW YOUR WEED.”
“you & i? we have ____ kin solidarity”
“finders keepers, i found it on this conspiuous corpse that i did not make”
“they are a real furry & i kin their fursuit”
“i cant do furries justice…”
“open your eyes people. go from uwu to owo & you’ll be awoken”
“sometimes i wish u didn’t have the fingers to type this”
“give me ur deep pussy energy or i take it.”
“that is my intellectual property!!!!”
“y’know what they say. good teeth equals good life”
“i will delete your son.”
“i want them to delete me”
“those are some weird lookin toes”
“how do i delete myself”
“im gonna screenshot every foot”
“what flavour are the toes?”
“i never want to look at a boy again”
“that’s a girthy foot.”
“take them, they have too many bones”
“i’m gonna steal ur toes at night”
“how do i delete this chat, everyone in it, & myself”
“toeless bones”
“hey, don’t steal deep pussy energy from nme”
“im like a furry but for toes”
“look, if i can’t steal toes then neither can anyone else”
“you’re wrong he looks like a toe”
“i want to wear knuckles”
“the fuck i just say”
“the real reason why their rivalry exists is kin drama”
“if you reply with that i’ll steal your toes & feed them to ___”
“homecuck”
“cc-cuck me mr obwama ,,,”
“she’s asserting her cuck”
“im pisskin”
“you have no class. not anymore.”
“i think i gave death a high five once”
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
ofthefourthking:
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping dust off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
* ∘ ∙ — text starters !!!
feel free 2 change pronouns & such
[text:] you will machete through this!! **make it
[text:] wait you like me ?? for my personality ???
[text:] i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.
[text:] make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.
[text:] hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me
[text:] am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes
[text:] words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10
[text:] that’s a terrible idea.
[text:] you’re a terrible idea.
[text:] what, pray tell, the fuck
[text:] sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg
[text:] do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk
[text:] the only fetish i’m into is attention
[text:] dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think
[text:] we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.
[text:] hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????
[text:] i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me
[text:] when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.
[text:] are you going to be a bitch your whole life?
[text:] we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao
[text:] wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment
[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit
[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want
[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up
[text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know i’m beautiful. thank you & good night.