In the Hawkshaw Seat

[Dependent RP Blog for Borgatabent humanoid-Prospitian Hysterical Dame]

[hawkstrionics]

+classyprospitianpaint

Evening, sugar. Name's Dame, and the pleasure is mine. :)

[hawkstrionics]

Hey to you, too.

[aforeignpolicy]

Hello Ma’am, how can I help you?

[hawkstrionics]

Ah, by bringing me up to speed, mostly.

I didn’t introduce myself!! I’m sorry sugar. My name’s Dame. I’m new in the city, and I get the feeling we’ll be seeing each other around a...

[hawkstrionics]

Ayuh?

I hope so.

[hawkstrionics]

+aforeignpolicy

Hey to you, too.

[aforeignpolicy]

Hello Ma’am, how can I help you?

[hawkstrionics]

Ah, by bringing me up to speed, mostly.

I didn't introduce myself!! I'm sorry sugar. My name's Dame. I'm new in the city, and I get the feeling we'll be seeing each other around a lot at the station. :)

[hawkstrionics]

+ofpicklesandinspectors

Evening, sugar! Dame, at your service. :)

[hawkstrionics]

Oh, so this is all old news then. You'll have to pardon me, sugar. I'm new to this town.

[pulchritudepowerhouse]

'Course I do. I gotta stay up all night f'r the good fun Midnight City provides somehow.

[hawkstrionics]

Then you oughta treat me to some.

[pulchritudepowerhouse]

Ah, well, I can’t rightly say no now, can I?

Sure thing. I know a place th’ Chief fancies that ain’t half bad. Lemme shoot you the address.

NEW LOCATION UNLOCKED: NONDESCRIPT COFFEE HOUSE.

[hawkstrionics]

Aright.

See you there at, say, ten tomorrow morning?

[hawkstrionics]

I can surmise a few things from the stuff that's crawlin past my dash this morning. Apparently, half the people I've met in the past two days are a bunch of dandy little cake-eaters.

[hawkstrionics]

... I got no idea what kind of shenanigannery is going on tonight, but it seems like a prime time to excuse myself.

[hawkstrionics]

+justicedraconian

[hawkstrionics]

[Private]

Bear-eating-brimstone man??

Whoever he is, he sounds pretty interesting.

[justicedraconian]

[ Private ]

YES!

I miss him.

Even if he was Midnight Crew, he had the best ideas for celebrations.

>:[

[hawkstrionics]

[Private]

I guess a blind hog finds an acorn, every now and again.

What'd he do to get such a name, though?

[pulchritudepowerhouse]

No promises, doll.

Ya could say that again. But hell, I couldn’t do it alone. We got everyone fillin’ their roles. When we get down to it, I’m jus’ a guy that’s damn good at his job.

[hawkstrionics]

Say, you drink coffee, Sleuth?

[pulchritudepowerhouse]

'Course I do. I gotta stay up all night f'r the good fun Midnight City provides somehow.

[hawkstrionics]

Then you oughta treat me to some.

[hawkstrionics]

+justicedraconian

[hawkstrionics]

Yeah, but sneaking isn’t that necessary when these goons are tripping over their own feet, is it? :Y

[justicedraconian]

Yes yes, it’s almost enough to inspire purely platonic pity in my pumpbiscuit.

>:]

[hawkstrionics]

[Private]

Bear-eating-brimstone man??

Whoever he is, he sounds pretty interesting.

[hawkstrionics]

Don’t tempt me, shamus.

Yeah. Real romantic notion, innit? Protecting the common, downtrodden man. Shame that it’s necessary, but at least we got some swell fellas like you to hold the peace, huh?

[pulchritudepowerhouse]

No promises, doll.

Ya could say that again. But hell, I couldn’t do it alone. We got everyone fillin’ their roles. When we get down to it, I’m jus’ a guy that’s damn good at his job.

[hawkstrionics]

Say, you drink coffee, Sleuth?

[hawkstrionics]

+orangetrails

[hawkstrionics]

Oh, the infamous Fin? Color me blushing.

Didn’t think I’d be meeting a real celebrity.

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

Hu?. …. what?.

[hawkstrionics]

I’ve heard your name around, darling. :)

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

Yeah i know but “celebrity” sounds pretty …weird.  I hope the things you’ve heard are good. 

[hawkstrionics]

Well, I know a hell of a lot of boring people, and from what I've heard, you're interesting.

So if it's not good, it's definitely better than bad. :)

[hawkstrionics]

+sixoclockandtimetodie

Met Death once, didn’t think he ran on a schedule.

Name’s Dame. :)

[sixoclockandtimetodie]

Hehehe. I’m not Death. Just Die. Nice to meet you miss dame. Or…dame dame? Could I call you dame dame? Heh. I find that funny. I will now call you Dame Dame.

[hawkstrionics]

...

Aright, Die Die.

What can I do you for?

[hawkstrionics]

[pulchritudepowerhouse]

Good t’ know. I’m th’ one an’ only Problem Sleuth, at y’r service.

As f’r the city, treatin’ me just about th’ same as any other night. City don’t sleep an neither do I.

[hawkstrionics]

Ooh, the one and only? Fan me, I’m swooning.

That’s the thing about this...

[hawkstrionics]

Don't tempt me, shamus.

Yeah. Real romantic notion, innit? Protecting the common, downtrodden man. Shame that it's necessary, but at least we got some swell fellas like you to hold the peace, huh?

[hawkstrionics]

+sixoclockandtimetodie

Met Death once, didn’t think he ran on a schedule.

Name’s Dame. :)

[hawkstrionics]

+orangetrails

[hawkstrionics]

Oh, the infamous Fin? Color me blushing.

Didn’t think I’d be meeting a real celebrity.

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

Hu?. …. what?.

[hawkstrionics]

I've heard your name around, darling. :)