Bummer.

Trey. 23. California. This blog consists of anything that makes me smile and or laugh, I hope it does the same for you.

[kuvaton]

[azure-girls-deactivated20200505]

Where did he get that?

[omnipointmuses]

He finished the winter event quest.

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[demilypyro]

Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

[demilypyro]

[el-oh-her]

So if you play Skyrim and encounter Acadia, the herbalist in Whiterun, she’ll give you this dialogue that I highlighted. 

And I know Ataxia is a thing in game, but like,this is one of her default dialogue. She says it regardless if you have in game Ataxia or not. So, I did a quick google and 

Is she aware you’re being controlled by the player??????????

[pukicho]

Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

[chichieef]

Sluttonous

[pukicho]

You have my vote

[guttertongue]

Look at her. Look at my beautiful filthy gladiator daughter. 

[jdm]

cockpit view

[insomniac-arrest]

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

[teathattast]

love this song

[teathattast]

jay z killed this track 🤘

[thebestoftumbling]

[necro-kid]

[jzx100]

[pochowek]

the internet has redefined cringe for me from “the general feeling when you suck air through your clenched teeth and veins on your neck pop up” to “feeling second hand embarrassment because someone is being stupid on the internet” so this didnt make sense to me at all

[hustlerose]

(me falling into a hole in the jungle and getting absolutely fucking eviscerated) oh fuck cringe lol

[theshitneyspears]

How I’m going through 2019:

[heathermason1983]

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

[theluminousnight]

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

[missednights]

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

[hoesaekyoongi]

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

[flowerr--child]

Not even a good price ….

[theshitneyspears]

How…do you know

[whoredrigo]

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

[mens-rights-activia]

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

[grandmapuncher]

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

extremely fair point 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nautilusopus]

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

[nautilusopus]

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

[nautilusopus]

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

[nautilusopus]

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

[nautilusopus]

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

[dabuttershutter]

wh

who’s this..?

[nautilusopus]

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine