this isn’t real!

☾ Christy ☾ 23 ☾ she/her ☾ Twitch: chrlsty

[arandomthot]

Glad to know that Alexa’s so forgiving 

[unclefather]

Warning: this post may contain sensitive content

me. i am sensitive content

[1o9]

Me: tumblr is stupid and a waste of my time

Also me: imagies

[goawfma]

[kogoro]

[carioques]

[teenageexorcist666]

[under-the-arch]

[valtsv]

uh oh sisters!!! *gets arrested for tax evasion*

[hoodienanami]

Al Capone 

[valtsv]

using this website really is a unique experience you just won’t find anywhere else

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

[the-neon-pineapple]

fun fact: modern paleontologists and archaeologists have pointed to some greek vase art of mythological monsters as being evidence that the greeks dug up dinosaur skulls and were like “what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk” 

and then they did the Greek Thing and painted naked men fighting the monster 

or, well, a deeply flawed representation of what they imagined the fossil had looked like while alive, an early form of paleoart. 

but sometimes they also just. drew the skull and slapped a black blob monster onto it? anyway i love the greeks.

[captainshroom]

NICE

[mothguys-deactivated20230502]

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

[egberts]

[cutekittengif]

[ditzyalpaca]

fish are friends. not food.

[jennytrout]

I love how outraged the gray cat is.

[azaraspirit]

that double take though LMAO

[with-practice]

[deebott]

I’m cackling this is so fucking funny

[wirily]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dailysailormoon]

usagi tsukino + date etiquettes