You make things awkward, I make them Hawkward

Name: Clint Barton Birthday: January 7th Aliases: Hawkeye, Golden Archer, Superhuman Cell-block Prisoner 334556, about 15 other aliases. I was a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, but now I am part of the Avengers. I started this blog because of Stark and Banner, damn those nerds. You are welcome to ask me anything any time. And yes, Tard the grumpy cat is my spirit animal, if you dont like it, well, GOOD! ((OOC: couple things. first i am mostly MCU but seeing as there is very little MCU i use a lot of comic stuff so keep that in mind. second I would like to mention to everyone who rages at my minimal usage of punctuation, I am doing it on purpose. Not to piss anyone off, but because this is how I think Barton would type. Lazily. That is all. Oh, I lied. I dont accept magic anons that alter Barton's apperance. He hates magic. PS I track hawkwardarcher))

[hawkwardarcher]

What are you doing now that you are done being an Avenger or are you just on vacation?

Who said I was done? Its not like New York gets attacked so often that they need a super hero crime fighters on a daily basis. If they need me ill be napping.

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Jeremy Renner reveals in his twitter the new suit of Hawkeye for Captain America: Civil War with a little friend

[hawkwardarcher]

Have you ever been to Tahiti? How do you know Laura and the kids are your real family? There's a theory out there that after the fight with the aliens you had to go to Tahiti because your mind control/memories with Loki were too much so you got wiped and that where Laura and the kids came in.

I know they are my family because fury knows them and its stupid to make a fake family for me. 

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Why did you quiet the avengers?

Well Stark is annoying, Thor is very loud and Hulk yells a lot. 

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What's your favourite kind of pizza?

Do i really need to pick a favorite? because as long as it doesn't have pineapple or anchovies its delicious

[hawkwardarcher]

" Hey, how are you ? "

Pretty good sorry for the leave of absence i have been busy with the family.

[hawkwardarcher]

You're adorable. You know that, right?

Im not sure adorable is the word i would use

[hawkwardarcher]

I’m back

//Hey guys, sorry I’ve been away everyone ive been working a lot of hours and havent had time to get on. But ill try to be on more often. so send me asks and stuff

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//Ooc Hiatus (update)

So I spare you all will the details but my laptop is dead and I might have lost my gifs I have to check. But point is until I get a new laptop I will probably not be able to be very active if at all because the only form of tumblr I have right now is my phone and we all know how bad the mobile is. So hopefully I get a new one soon but I dont know yet I will keep you all posted as I know more.

[hawkwardarcher]

ignore all of that apparently im smart and i fixed my computer 

[hawkwardarcher]

//Ooc Hiatus

So I spare you all will the details but my laptop is dead and I might have lost my gifs I have to check. But point is until I get a new laptop I will probably not be able to be very active if at all because the only form of tumblr I have right now is my phone and we all know how bad the mobile is. So hopefully I get a new one soon but I dont know yet I will keep you all posted as I know more.

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Password is betterthanrhodeys

[ONLINE 10pm-4am EST]

[GUIDELINES]

As promised, I’m opening this thing up today. The password will take effect at 10pm est when you can join in. Usual deal, but the “rules” are there just in case. Chatzy is the most accessible thing I could find for this, no download or account required to jump in and say hi. If the room fills up and you still want in let me know, I’ll open an overflow and throw the link on here too. Happy 5k of you guys, I guess.

Jump in, ask stuff, annoy the hell out of me, whatever you want. It’s conversational and you don’t need to wait the, what is it now nine days? for me to get back to you. What’s not to love?

[hawkwardarcher]

i will be on this one so if anyone wants to say hi you know where to go

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Iron Man: Armored Adventures, S2E18: Iron Man 2099

[hawkwardarcher]

*is really really shy* I like you so much,,, pizza?

yes pizza is like the best thing ever but why are you talking to pizza?

i mean sure i talk to coffee sometimes, but thats different im sleep deprived and will try anything to get what i want to happen.

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Hey Clint! I apologise if I'm bothering you, but I was wondering if I could get a hug for my friend? She's in the ER after falling off her horse and she's really badly hurt. She has a HUGE crush on you, and I know it would lift her spirits.

of course your friend can have a hug i hope she gets better

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did you hear abt that guy who got hit in the head w/ a soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink

what opposed to hard liquor?

[hawkwardarcher]

Happy birthday I got you some coffee since that's your favorite thing and kind of had no idea what else to get ya.

coffee works thanks Rachael.