i'm just a rovin' roustabout

no job can hold me down, Sup, babes? The names Puck. I'm 25. Livin' in the windy city for the time being. Yes, I'm a bouncer, no I won't let you in. Trust me, if I say "no" it's for a reason. (Probs bc you look like the type to roofie someone, lbr.) I don't put up with that shit in my club. I'm bi af, so be sure to hmu no matter what you got goin' on in your panties. Am I outta room? Thank God. Peace, biznatches. i'm just a knock-around guy.

[sisterkringle]

Has anyone else seen that whole new discussion group? I’m not sure if I want to partake yet, because I’m not really sure if it’s a good idea, but it’s something that’s on my mind.

Another thing on my mind is the fact that I have legitimately no birthday plans for my 21st and it’s bothering me. Also, Chicago is going down in flames, and fast, without Rachel, but that’s another story.

Glad to know everything about my life right now is just going perfect. Yep. No complaints from this McCarthy. Nope.

[puckandrun-blog]

No plans for the big 21? Nope, that’s not gonna fly. I was already planning on taking your bro on the bar hop, why don’t you tag along? I promise to get you drunker than you’ve ever been before and to keep you safe from creeps. It’s the Puckerman guarantee. 

[puckandrun-blog]

soulstripperhummel:

That feeling when you zone out on the subway while listening to music and find out that you’ve been staring at a dude’s crotch when you snap out of it. 

Well, I personally wouldn’t mind, but I can see how someone would get the wrong impression. He didn’t ask you to a back alley to do anything sketch, right? 

[puckandrun-blog]

photofabray:

Is one ever too old for Otter Pops? When I think of them, I think six years old, and long, hot days on the playground, but I’ve been seriously craving one today. I’d stock up, but I haven’t quite figured out how to pull off poised and professional with a blue tongue – because we all know blue is the best.

I was always a fan of cherry, myself. 

The image of you going to town a popsicle got me feelin some typa way tho. 

[puckandrun-blog]

✉ > PUCK

Kurt: You won't be allowed to touch me if you do that.

Kurt: Your choice, babe ;)

Puck: damn ur good at this. im liking this game. any other rules i should know of?

[puckandrun-blog]

✉ > PUCK

Kurt: That depends on how long you wanna wait, gorgeous.

Puck: idk how much longer i can wait

Puck: i might have to start without u

[puckandrun-blog]

✉ > PUCK

Kurt: Oh, I definitely want more.

Kurt: [ Photo message: http://40.media[DOT]tumblr[DOT]com/b115d052dd616305a0c2415457ef826e/tumblr_nvo06urbWT1uhm5z2o1_500.jpg ]

Kurt: Changing outta my work clothes, so you get a sneak peek.

Puck: damn babe!! u wearin that over here or do u have something else planned for me?

[puckandrun-blog]

✉ > PUCK

Kurt: Proof is always needed.

Kurt: And motivation is always a good thing ;)

Puck: in that case

Puck: [ Photo message: http://41.media[DOT]tumblr[DOT]com/96424b01f0f5d836ff0889eb8d573839/tumblr_inline_nq1q9zaYAY1qe0l9x_500.jpg ]

Puck: if u want more u gotta come and get it

[puckandrun-blog]

✉ > PUCK

Kurt: If you were them, I'd be having a lot more fun than I am rn.

Kurt: IDK if I'm sad or relieved that you're not that eager.

Puck: trust me, im excited. especially to see what kind of moves u can pull.

Puck: but if u want proof... hmu

[puckandrun-blog]

✉ > PUCK

Kurt: Well, someone's eager.

Kurt: I guess I could return the favor, but the customers might find it just a little weird.

Puck: if i were them id appreciate the view tbh

Puck: btw eager woulda been a dick pic. this is just normal 4 me.

[puckandrun-blog]

soulstripperhummel:

Mhm, sounds good. How about we go into tonight with no expectations and just see what happen? Though, you will definitely get a taste of my skills. 

Sounds like a plan ace. Your place or mine? 

[puckandrun-blog]

soulmatelessjane:

It is! It’s a very long, very important test so that I can get into law school. I need at least a 165 to get into any of the schools I’m looking at, which makes it very stressful. I’m glad theater has helped you learn something!

Well, no. Not yet anyway. I need to get through law school and pass the bar first before I can even think about practicing. But I’m on my way!

Well if Elle Woods could do it you can too probs. Good luck tho. I can’t give you much advice, the only tests I passed in school were because I was sleeping with most of my teachers. 

[puckandrun-blog]

soulstripperhummel:

Whenever’s good for you, gorgeous. I always have time to show people my skills.

I’m glad you picked up on that.

How about tonight then? You wanna hang out a little beforehand or skip straight to the fun part? I won’t judge. 

[puckandrun-blog]

soulmatelessjane:

I have to take my LSATs for the first time on Saturday and I’m so nervous. I studied all summer, but what if it wasn’t enough? I need very good scores to get into any of the schools I’m looking at! I know I get another opportunity in December, but I want to get it perfectly the first time.

That’s the lawyer test thing right?? Pays to do theater I guess, I didn’t know that a month ago. 

You’re a lawyer? 

[puckandrun-blog]

soulstripperhummel:

Why pay for something you could quite easily get for free? But, if you’re interested, I work over at Lucky Horseshoe. 

Willy Shakes? I’m pretty sure there’s a stripper at the club that goes by that. Anyway, from what I remember, he was a shapeshifter and liked to cause a lot of trouble for people, so yeah.. Pretty badass. 

I’m very good at stroking things, particularly egos. But I don’t think you need me to tell you how hot you are when you can just as easily look in a mirror.

Easily get for free, huh? Now you’re talkin’. Got any idea of sometime when you’d like to show me your skills? 

Yeah, compliments aren’t required, just encouraged. All this talking bout stroking has got me feelin’ some type of way, tho. 

[puckandrun-blog]

soulstripperhummel:

Honestly, I’d prefer to be working at the club in the morning. It’d probably be empty, so I wouldn’t actually have to do anything. But you might be on to something there. I don’t think there’s a better combination that boobs and waffles. 

Wow, it’s great to meet you, Puck. Were your parents into Shakespeare or is that a nickname? Either way, it’s kinda cute. Like you. Well, hot.. Uh.. Kurt! I’m Kurt, and I sometimes ramble. Sorry.

Where do you work? I don’t usually pay for my lap dances, but I’d give it a chance for a lil slice like you. 

Nickname. People always make that reference and I never get it? Only Willy Shakes I’ve seen is She’s the Man. Was that Puck a badass like me? 

Ramble away if you’re gonna stroke my ego like that, babe. Tell me more about how cute/hot I am. 

[ladysanlo]

What the hell are poppers? Are you talking about those stupid little things you throw at people’s feet around the fourth of July, an appetizer, or is it a drug I don’t know about?

[puckandrun-blog]

You’ve never had poppers? Man, I don’t even know if I can help you. 

Yeah, they’re drugs kinda. I don’t really know how they work? But they give ya a great high!

[soulstripperhummel-deactivated2]

Why did I agree to morning shifts? Was I drunk? I was probably drunk. Nobody wants Italian food in the morning, right? Nobody’s that weird. 

[puckandrun-blog]

I thought you meant at the club for a second. I was like “no way you guys have morning hours”. Could you imagine though? Strippers and bacon and eggs? Titties and waffles?! I should open one of these myself. 

Anyway, I’m Puck, and you’re gorgeous. Sup?