Directing Science Disneyland

Father, trophy husband, retired Avenger. Ask away. I check the tag "sarcastictonystark" and you can @tag me Not currently accepting M!As Currently accepting compliments. Post-Endgame Canon Discord Join Link Links for mobile users: FAQ • Headcanons • Just the asks • Ko-fi

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But how wide is that? Inquiring minds want to know I'm counting on dream you having come up with a monstrosity.

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This is what happens when you mess up Carl Sagan's apple pie recipe.

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This is called a traumatic brain injury and I've had enough of those already thank you.

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This is the kind of thing you guys would say walking into the theater to see Dune.

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There are a lot of good reasons to make fun of me but this is not one of them.

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First off a group of sunglasses is called a dissapointment.

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Can't guarantee I'll be able to throw you guys something daily but it's nice to see my efforts to give you guys more attention haven't gone unnoticed.

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Don't worry about it, this is just a flashback sequence to establish the importance of the relationship. You'll stick around for a while yet.

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Your hair will get caught in it. A lot. It's just as much fun as it sounds.

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At least once a day I experience every stage of grief over not remembering this personally. It's my Roman Empire.

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Sounds like a very expensive way to jump into a medical waste bin.

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You do remember my entire house fell into the ocean in 2013, right?

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It's been nearly 3 months.

I still pull this page up daily, things've just been a little hectic on my end for a while. It's not you it's me.

-T.S.

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You got the day right. I did not get any notifications for this until today. She knows she's cool and that's causing more a headache every day. Not sure what I did to deserve that but I have some guesses.

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You are really making me wish I remembered more of that fight. Turns out nearly dying makes you forget things, who would have guessed.

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The line gets cut a lot more now than it used to. Just to mix things up, keep you all on your toes.

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No one has been able to explain to me why kids like digging holes so much. Mo was out in the yard at three scraping away dirt with a stick nothing will stop them and no one can tell me why. I now blame potholes on bands of roaming bored children.