Just Baer Stuffs

Woman. Young. Trying to make wise choices in an unwise world. And I drink too much.

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[cop-disliker69]

[sprachgefuehle]

"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

[biteswhenprovoked]

Can someone explain this to me?

[cop-disliker69]

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

[kaispeakshermind]

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

[reginaldqueribundus]

people who've never watched The Orville: it's just feel-good comfort food for grouchy old Trekkies with their nostalgia goggles on too tight!

actual The Orville episode: the wacky robot pal commits suicide because everyone hates him for helping an attempted genocide against them

[hawli]

This show has ruined my life

[chaosbeautiful]

Some of you need to read this

[skinamarinked]

[skinamarinked]

Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far

[pathologising]

I was in the bible but they had to edit me out because I said curses words

[bestviralposts]

oh my god she’s screaming 🤣

credit: bestvideos / ig

[gayngrossdottorg]

[buddhabeeb-deactivated20220106]

It’s so sad it has to get to that point.

[furbytheminx]

He didn’t even flinch 🙄

[funnytwittertweets]

[hartigays]

every serial killer documentary is just exactly this

[huffpost]

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

[phallus-phalanx-deactivated2019]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Games that let you have maximum stealth… He needs a show lol

[sexwitsockson]

I refuse to believe this isnt about skyrim

[helothisistrashpanda-blog]

the script from this series feels like it was made using cards against humanity, funny all the way

[rockhardgeologist]

[turing-tested]

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

[fuzzprobably]

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

[turing-tested]

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[90stvqueen]

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

[inima]

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)