Well fuck I think you just discovered the answer to life.
Right?! Like, my mind is blown.
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Well fuck I think you just discovered the answer to life.
Right?! Like, my mind is blown.
Sometimes I wonder why shorts are called shorts and pants aren’t called longs.
… No. I don’t.
I make unofficial official documents.
Oh, oh! I get it. [Winks] What's your price?
As far as most people know, all I do is Photoshop commissions.
Do you like, make fake nudes of people?
I could really use some new clients. All my current ones are dirty assholes who don’t pay full price.
What sort of clients?
You’re interested in going out in this quiet town?
I'm always interested in having a good time.
"Who wants to go out? Sims is actually boring the shit out of me for once."
I do know. Wait, what?
It was a joke. [Smirks]
See, this is exactly why I don’t have a job. I wouldn’t look good on a tight dress.
Hey, you never know! [Giggles] Maybe you could give me a run for my money.
Eh, are you going to a party or something?
No, I'm going to work, unfortunately.
"I can't decide what to wear for work tonight. There's the little black dress, the sequined tube top, or the leather one-piece.. Decisions, decisions..."
..Yes?
That literally made my day, I need to go now.
Is there one around here?
I'm new in town, so I have no idea, but I'm damn sure going to find out.
Some crazy bunch of people who think it’s cool to be a serial killer and scare the fuck out of the entire town. So far one’s dead, one’s in jail, and there’s got to be at least one more because there have been more people stabbed and one got killed.
See, I’m laughing but only because that fucker tried to kill me and failed. Got pretty close, but still failed.
Woah, that's interesting as fuck. Wait, is that bad to say?
Always good to hear about weird fetishes and great discounts.
Oh, totally!
i'm really sad rn and being tired really isn't helping, so i'm gonna go ahead and go to sleep. i don't have school friday though, so i'll be on all night tomorrow. <3
Just try not to get murdered…or stabbed.
I heard about that, too.. What exactly is that shit all about?