poison & wine

Tate Perry. Eighteen. Student. Resident of Dover Hills. Photoshop expert. @heytate: licensed to ill

[bryn-argall-blog]

Not having burning diarrhea? Does it?

[tateidk-blog]

Then what do all those people who like Indian food and the really spicy Spanish stuff do?

[bryn-argall-blog]

I’m positive you can get them not on fire.

[tateidk-blog]

What's the point of a mild taco? That just defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

[gtfocatalina]

Now I w-want tacos.

[tateidk-blog]

Whoops, my bad. I'm basically always craving tacos, so at least now someone understands my pain.

[lennon-pls-blog]

Uh, yeah? I mean, tacos, man. 

[tateidk-blog]

I love them but I hate them. It's one of those relationships.

[lennon-pls-blog]

Tacos are always worth it, duh. 

[tateidk-blog]

Worth fire breath and worth the couple pounds I'll gain from eating like five of them.

[tateidk-blog]

My mouth is on fire but that taco was worth it.

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[fcksticker]

Oh yeah that dude looks like the kinda guy who owned a cotton plantation with slaves. Aint trusting him. I’d rather go to Wendys than KFC. At least she’s a ginger, thats not as bad. And well ya know we’ve had a lot of deaths in this town one more would be pretty shitty, especially since you seem pretty chill. It’d be a shame Dover would lose one of their last cool people.

[tateidk-blog]

I'm not really that cool, I just fool cool people into thinking I am. I'm like a chameleon on speed. Yeah, I heard about the deaths. I mean, I've read about them in the paper. Guess I shouldn't be so reckless and venture out without my EpiPen, then. Alive is better than dead.

[fcksticker]

Mr. Pringles has a handlebar mustache though which, quite frankly, indicated he owns both of those. He’s just trying to pull a fast one on all of us by not wearing it out in public.

But in all seriousness are you gunna be alright without your lepi.. smepmi.. depi- credpi- wepi- whatever the fuck its called pen

[tateidk-blog]

Exactly. I don't trust anybody with a mustache that looks like that. Not to mention Colonel Sanders with his weird white goatee thing.

Yeah, sure. As long as I don't eat or touch anything that is peanut-related. Thanks for the concern, either way.

[fcksticker]

Just steer clear of Mr. Peanut. That malicious shit will surely try and put peanut butter on your cheek or shove cashews up your nostrils. Never trust a peanut with a monocle and top hat

[tateidk-blog]

I don't trust anything with a monocle and a top hat. Not the Monopoly guy, and surely not Mr. Pringles. I mean, Mr. Pringles doesn't actually wear either of those things, but he looks like he owns them, so.

[fcksticker]

I am not a doctor here but I’m gunna take an educated guess and assume that is a really bad thing

[tateidk-blog]

Well, you know. As long as no one pries my mouth open and shoves a peanut down my throat, everything will be cool.

[tateidk-blog]

Shit. I think I left my EpiPen at home.

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[staceykendrick]

WHO MISSED ME?

[tateidk-blog]

I might have missed you if I knew who you were.

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[aysebastian]

That’s the weirdest reason to come to the most boring town on the west coast.

[tateidk-blog]

It's what my mom said when she finally decided to tell me we were moving here.

[rykerfloyd]

Yeah, you sure are welcome. Sometimes I have to say that at the book shop and I know it makes them sad, but a job is a job and a price is a price.

[tateidk-blog]

Ain't that the truth. Sometimes I wish that customers would get that we're people too and not just employees. They should be nicer.