Hay :>

Just floating around :>

[hayhihelloo]

This expansion is really turning the league into one huge mess!

If only we had some sort of royal tiger paper towel…

Maybe even one that is perphaps known for powering through tough messes…

[vampibutch]

I was so excited for pwhl expansion I never stopped to consider how it would feel to watch every player be signed and stolen away

[hayhihelloo]

with a look at all the players PWHL Hamilton has stolen it’s looking like I’ve been drafted into being a Ham Fan

[eerilyquietglacier]

the draft has me feeling some type of way as a Charge fan

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

computer zoom enhance on the funniest possible +1 at the montreal victoire walter cup pool party

hi jessie eldridge of the boston fleet

like I get it. what was she gonna do. stay in ottawa with bourbs to do sad pathetic loser lesbian things with clarky? no that's kayle osborne's job

[slugmania]

laura stacey & marie-philip poulin are literally the couple that you want to imagine your nothingburger male favs are. they're literally the blueprint

[slugmania]

i say this as a certified h***** r****** lover btw i am a massive fan but WHAT YOU WANT IS 2907. "ilya would sooo wear the hollanov merch fans gift to him" "shane would definitely fight this bigoted player" YOU PEOPLE YEARN FOR LAURA STACEY AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT

[montrealvictoire]

WIFE LINE BABY!

[glowing-beetle]

Has this been done yet?

[puckssake]

[hgedits]

Your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe. And it always made me smile.

[pumpkinspicespooner]

and now for an update on marie-philip poulin

still amazing

[etheltempest]

rip hypothetical fleet vs victoire walter cup final, you were bigger than the whole sky

[hayhihelloo]

Took a nap and woke up to the Fleet being eliminated from the playoffs, my fault gang I’ll never sleep EVER again‼️

[nickelthatiswooden]

okay okay so BOTH of the teams i was rooting for lost today? yeah sure it's not like i care.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[bittersweet-thomas]

[daysofsteel]

Daily playoff hockey affirmations

It is normal and fine to want to peel your skin off

The great evil shall be defeated

I am a normal guy and I can watch hockey like a normal person

i am not being hunted for sport

its okay to cast spells on hockey teams

the great evil shall be quelled

the great evil is not pervasive

i like hockey and hockey is fun

i am not being hunted for sport