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serving loser lesbian since 1895

[nounagesimus]

in honor of the one forward we have left

[nounagesimus]

JAMIE LEE RATTRAY PLEASE COME BCAK THE KIDS MISS YOU‼️‼️

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having heart palpitations at the pwhl draft but at least kk harvey and laila edwards are ending up close to each other they shouldn't be separated

[nounagesimus]

i know that's right #myfrankel

[crooked-mile]

[mikerowave-writes]

PWHL Hamilton today announced that forward Alina Müller has been signed to a three-year Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL) Standard Player Agreement ahead of the team’s inaugural 2026-27 season. Müller, who was under contract with the Boston Fleet, joins PWHL Hamilton on a new deal through the 2028-29 campaign and becomes the third of five players to be added during Phase 2 of the PWHL’s Expansion Roster Distribution Process.

thank you, alina müller.

[nounagesimus]

pride month is over everyone pack it up

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

Müller has to stay in Boston. You cannot separate Müller and Frankel they are a bonded pair!!!!

[nounagesimus]

if alina muller ends up anywhere other then boston im never watching a hockey game again. this expansion is giving me hives

[tea-and-hockey]

🚨🚨🚨RED ALERT 🚨🚨🚨

While I love to hate on Sparre I truly believe he is part of what made Boston such a powerhouse this past season. This is devastating.

[lost-gp]

ALLEZ MONTREAL

[bostonfleetbutch]

i KNOW i'm bostonfleetbutch but i'm pulling for montreal in the finals that's my trusted frenemy

[nounagesimus]

playoffs have me so stressed that i'm reverting to 2014 meme culture there can be joy in friendship even when that friendship is with a montreal fan

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like i know it's an ottawa game and there's always a level of clownery there but what the fuck happened for that entire second period i feel like i waking up from a fever dream. so many uncalled penalties. so many falls. so much cheryl/kenzie flirting in the middle of the commentary.

clown cat hockey to end all clown car hockey

[rookontheice]

From Gabriel By Edward Hirsch

This is my public apology to @aerinfrankellove for making sad hockey poetry for the past year. I hope you enjoy this :)

[nounagesimus]

i'm so happy to come on here and see everyone's posts celebrating the season and this team. like yes it's done but YES we have come out of this year with a beautiful community and better hockey than ever. thank you fleet fans can't wait to do it again next season 💚

[nounagesimus]

it's so fucking over come on

[nounagesimus]

all love to cheryl and kenzie but could they perhaps cover the game neutrally instead of blatantly preferring ottawa