Well Hello There

[punk-popsicle]

Reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014

[averagemrfox]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

[cabalofraccoons]

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

[mysharona1987]

Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.

[cyrilslady]

In one night we’d be debt free. By the end of the week we could buy and remodel a house and have college funds for the future kids. Where do I sign?

[cyrilthewolf]

Lemme get up there and swing my wang around.

[magnorphieous]

Boy I’m bout to fuck it up

[explicit-entity]

I’ll swing, slang, and shake anything for 100k a night.

[foeyedcurls]

Shiittttt. Sure would

[whoa-bruh]

I’d hop my chubby self on a pole real quick

[susiephone]

okay, in this economy, not being a stripper for 100k a night is downright irresponsible

[mil-housevanhouten]

we were protesting about water charges in Ireland this week

he looks so proud

[outrageous-sextism]

He should be

[catterjunes-blog]

My dad went to college in a really bad part of town when he was younger and there were always a lot of homeless people asking for money. So he gave as much as he could to people, but there were so many people so at a point he’d just start saying, “Oh, sorry. Not today”. And walk off.

So this one day my dad was in a rush and this scruffy looking guy comes up to him and mumbles somthing about money. And my dad just walked by and said “Oh, sorry. Not today.” And he went inside the bookstore he was going to.

Once my dad gets inside the bookstore he turns around to see the guy who came up to him outside looking very angry. And then he realized that the guy had said, “Give me all your money.”

So my dad said “Oh, sorry. Not today.” to someone who was trying to mug him.

[lakesdeadblog-deactivated202009]

today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen he wasted

[ifyoucandream-it]

[disneydear]

I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.

[gambler-x-deactivated20180223]

Mr. Disney

[fishpun]

Bless this man for enriching my childhood.

[fyiconicboyz]

People who don’t reblog this

DISHONOR

DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

DISHONOR ON YOU

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

[karenz0]

THE FACT THAT ITS IN COLOR AS WELL OH MY GOD MY HEART

[mentalmeles]

Hello, Mr. Disney.

[thomas-dolan-deactivated2015072]

DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

[doverstar]

We all love this man we’ve never even met

[gold]

he’s my hero

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[pastrygeckos]

Please money snake

[hayley-bethan]

typing through the years

2001: u r a dork

2002: Hold on, I have to refresh. See you in 4 hours. Wait for me.

2003: I just got broadband!! It is this cool thing that lets you use the internet without having to hang up the telephone.

2004: Hello Guys, What Does, OMG Mean??? Please Respond

2005: OMG, did you see that? Totally lame.

2006: Hey do you know what lemon/lime means? How did they make a banner for that? Why is this picture moving?

2007: ~KAWAII~ omg did you get the new shojo beat issue friend-chaan? :3

2008: My LiFe SuCks Do YeW WaNnA gO oN mSn x'D i'm so random POTATO TACO TURTLES :'D

2009: trololololol wtf FAKE. memes are cool

2010: .::w h e n__y o u__f a l l__i n__love::.

2011: All of you are absolute blithering idiots. Why can you not type properly? Are you lazy imbeciles? This isn't 2009. Good day.

2012: OH MY GOD FEELS. THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. OTP. REBLOG OR DIE

2013: u r a dork

2014: BITCH YAAAAS

2015: i am the pepe meme lord

[burgertv]

[claphnelauren]

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

[alixjay4-deactivated20150319]

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

[incidentalcomics]

[positivityandpaperstars]

I kinda love this.

[sizvideos]

[plasticroyal]

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

[shar-fireshar]

I’m laughing uncontrollably

[kasnas]

[heropirate]

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

[amethysthealer]

Thanks bob

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.