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quarter of the century is o.k. but halfway between 2000 and 2050 makes me feel like im in a very large and dark room and i dont know what else is in it

no-more-dead-dogs

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

draconym

Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.

draconym

I have been informed that the "adult dose" of 10mg listed on my pill bottle is 30 times the usual recommended dosage, so that might be why I've been trapped in the fifth dimension every night for the past four months.

wiki-but-made-them-up

astercrash

wizardarchetypes

everyone say “i love you practical effects.” via alexgv_ee on Instagram (by the time my queue posts this, the TikTok ban will have likely happened)

shiny-good-rock

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

shiny-good-rock

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

hoopskirt

Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

catasters

recklesslyinfatuated

You’ll never convince me that this wasn’t a carefully calculated plan.

meadow-call

sapphicaffeine

Safe travels, old man. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

fairycosmos

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

biggaybunny

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.