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My name is Cormac and I'm a chocoholic. I studied Actuarial Maths and I am working as a Fund Accountant in Dublin, Ireland. 🇮🇪 Please feel absolutely at ease to message me even if just to say hi; my inbox is always open! Switch Friend Code: 5995-4622-4301 MTG Arena: Mac#97592

[cannibalchicken]

[dovvvvv]

[thememedaddy]

[juicydangler]

shut up this is adorable

[crimewave420]

stitch incoming

[paper-mario-wiki]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[springfieldusa]

[justinpie]

holy shit marge

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[homunculus-argument]

thoughts?

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

[kimktsuragi]

this series still has such a chokehold on me

[anyaboz]

Animation time works differently. Fifteen seconds for them is five hours for me. Kinda makes you wonder. Five hours for me must be like five days for my animator

[parkchanwoohoo]

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[tropiyas]

[socialistexan]

This is missing the full context, which is even better/worse

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

cosplay by Violetmasque on tiktok

[aquaticptato]

DIVA ALERT

[dickstolebyanalien]

the whole "sky writing" thing is so dumb. just wait for a cloud that looks like that