Return of the Mac

My name is Cormac and I'm a chocoholic. I studied Actuarial Maths and I am working as a Fund Accountant in Dublin, Ireland. 🇮🇪 Please feel absolutely at ease to message me even if just to say hi; my inbox is always open! Switch Friend Code: 5995-4622-4301 MTG Arena: Mac#97592

[probuccalfat]

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

[callmeizukunotdeku]

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

[probuccalfat]

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[victusinveritas]

[modismod]

WAIT Kirby doesn't kiss his friends to heal them anymore???

[modismod]

what will the woke right take next mario's mustache?? his pubes

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[blairamour]

this isn’t nearly all of them but hey, here they are. I forgot about them while posting my favorite vine compilation tbh.

[grisser]

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE MORE THAN JUST HEALTHY SNACK ONE

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[tall]

[outrageous-sextism]

It must be so hard to run a steak house in America 😞

[dullart]

guards rub his belly

[dat-soldier]

the amazing digital serkis

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

whose is youse? hospitle 🇵🇸

the amazing digital serkis

YOU STOLE MY POST

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[beemovieerotica]

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[depsidase]

[outrageous-sextism]

You know how it is with November 27th

[segamascott]

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

[weresoul]

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

[thatpreciousthing]

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

[blood-wynd]

People need to relearn the word “asshole who is purposely ignoring your feelings” and stop using “psychopath/sociopath” as a replacement

[hyperlexichypatia]

People need to relearn the word "habit" and stop using "addiction" as a replacement.

[mondkraehe]

People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]